Shawn: "I still think it would make for fun television. One's a proud gay man and the other's a repressed Christian homophobe. But they're roommates. Hilarity and sexual tension ensue. We could call it One Way or Another. It could go on after reruns of Touched by an Angel".
Ted: "I'm a lawyer."
Janitor: "I'm a janitor."
Both: "Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're Legal Custodians. Get it?"
Janitor: "I'm a janitor."
Both: "Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're Legal Custodians. Get it?"
— Scrubs, presented as a Theme Song.
Peter Brandt: You two make quite a team. A fireman and a refugee. Sounds like a TV show.
Gordon Brewer: Mm-hmm, and you could play the asshole.
Gordon Brewer: Mm-hmm, and you could play the asshole.
