History Funny / MadagascarEscape2Africa

'''Mason:''' ...Alright, but you're so darn ugly. *''kisses Skipper''*\\
'''Skipper:''' [[HeroicBSOD (in shock)]]

''(later on)''

''[Skipper [[DopeSlap slaps]] him]''

''(Plane touches down slowly and smoothly, silent as a leaf)''

---> '''Skipper:''' My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(after Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski lets landing gear wheels down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground; the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding, eventually resulting in the wings and exterior shell breaking off)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.\\

---> '''Skipper:''' My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(after Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski lets landing gear wheels down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground, the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding, eventually resulting in the wings and exterior shell breaking off)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.\\

* Marty shows off his fountain trick ''(which culminates in a SpitTake)'' to the herd. The herd, being practically clones of Marty, instantly learn the trick -- and taken to its logical conclusion when thousands of them spit take at Marty. Cue tsunami.

* The penguins [[LogoJoke hijacking]] the Creator/{{DreamWorks|Animation}} logo is absolutely hilarious. They just go and beat the shit out of the Moon Kid!

-->'''Skipper:''' Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

-->''(bulb flashes to indicate empty fuel tank)''\\

--> '''Julien:''' Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms like this!\\

** And to top it all off, the music plays "I Like to Move It" during Julien's line.

--> '''Skipper:''' My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(after Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski lets landing gear wheels down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground, the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding, eventually resulting in the wings and exterior shell breaking off)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.\\

-->'''Skipper:''' Kowalski, casualty report!\\

'''Skipper:''' Excuse me? [''Rico pulls a switchblade from out of nowhere, Skipper holds him back'']

--> '''Kowalski"''' Skipper, we've all the parts we need but we're slightly behind schedule.\\
'''Skipper:''' How slightly? \\

* Marty shows off his fountain trick (which culminates in a SpitTake) to the herd. The herd, being practically clones of Marty, instantly learn the trick - and taken to its logical conclusion when thousands of them Spit Take at Marty. Cue tsunami.

-->'''Julien:''' Quickly! Before we all come to our senses!

-->'''Julien:''' ''(to Private, hanging from the light-fixture)'' You, in-flight slave... Bring me my nuts on a silver platter.\\

-->'''Gloria:''' Julien, stop this! This is crazy!\\

-->'''Julien:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Throw him in and prove it then!]]

-->'''Skipper:''' [''over the PA''] "All passengers are invited to sit back, relax, and pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies."\\
'''Private:''' [''as a flight stewardess''] "In the event of a lack of cabin pressure, place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression from the other passengers." [''puts on the mask, which covers his entire head'']\\
'''Marty:''' Excuse me, miss, but aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat? [''holds up broken seatbelt'']\\

-->'''Alex:''' (''to Marty'') She's got a gun! Let's get out while we can!\\

''[later, when Skipper's preparing to do just that]''\\

--> '''Skipper:''' Men, [[TemptingFate there's no sacrifice greater than someone else's]].\\

-->'''Skipper:''' I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.\\

-->'''Skipper''': Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

'''Skipper''': (''covering hula doll's eyes'') Don't look, doll, this might get air-y. (''pulls up the intercom speaker'') Attention, passengers. This is your captain speaking. I've got [[GoodNewsBadNews good news and bad news]]. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is... we're ''crash''-landing. (''plane takes a dive, everybody screams'') When it comes to air travel, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we know you have no choice whatsoever]]. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.

-->'''Julien''': Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms like this!\\
''{Julien, Maurice, and the skeleton they were sitting on are sucked out of the plane, and a parachute opens)''\\
'''Julien''': I can fly!

* Then as it continues going down
-->'''Alex''': This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know that you're truly a one-in-a-million friend!\\
'''Marty''': Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!\\
'''Alex''': I hope you won't mind when I tell you...\\
'''Marty''': Go on. Tell me anything. Tell me what.\\
'''Alex''': I broke your [=iPod=]!\\
'''Marty''': '''[[BigWHAT WHAT?!]]'''\\
'''Alex''': The buttons were so small! It made me mad!\\
'''Marty''': THE HORROR!\\
'''Alex''': I'm sorry!\\
'''Marty''': I'M GONNA KILL YOU, BUTT-BITER!\\
'''Alex''': It was an accident!\\
'''Marty''': BUTT-BITER!\\
'''Alex''': I'll get you a new one!\\
'''Marty''': BUTT-BITER!\\
'''Melman''': [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove I LOVE YOU, GLORIA! I ALWAYS HAVE!]] ''([[HeavySleeper Gloria is sleeping]]. Alex and Marty stare at Melman, glance at each other, then back at Melman.)'' [[BlatantLies L-L-Like you love the beach or a good book... or the beach.]]

-->'''Skipper''': My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. Rico, you've had your fun. Pull up. ''(After Rico pulls up)'' Gear down. ''(Kowalski lets landing gear wheels down)'' Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch, like you're kissing your sister. ''(plane touches ground, the bottom tears off)'' I said, kiss it! ''(the plane keeps sliding, eventually resulting in the wings and exterior shell breaking off)'' Now just a little break. Just a touch. Little whisper.\\
'''Mason''': ''(yelling over the wind at Phil)'' [[DissonantSerenity I believe that's checkmate!]]\\
'''Alex and co''': ''(screams of terror as the plane shoots off a cliff and plunges into the deep)''\\
'''Skipper''': Commerce emergency landing procedure. Flaps up!\\
'''Rico and Kowalski''': ''(Raise flippers)''\\
'''Skipper''': Deploy!\\
'''Rico and Kowalski''': ''(pull, opening parachutes)''\\

-->'''Skipper''': Kowalski, casualty report!\\
'''Kowalski''': Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.\\
'''Skipper''': That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys. Who says a penguin can't fly? ''(commence high fives)''

--> '''Skipper''': We should be up and running in, say, six to nine months.\\
'''Alex''': Sixty-nine months?! \\
'''Skipper''': No, six ''to'' nine months.\\

--> '''Kowalski''': Skipper, we've all the parts we need but we're slightly behind schedule.\\
'''Skipper''': How slightly? \\
'''Kowalski''': Six to nine years.\\
'''Skipper''': Sixty-nine years?!\\
'''Kowalski''': No, six ''to'' nine years.

-->'''Mason:''' He said "Let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound!"\\
(''later, when Skipper's preparing to do just that'')\\
'''Alex:''' (''to the chimps'') Tell them "no, pull up"! They'll kill us! There's got to be another way! Pass it on!\\

-->'''Mason''': They say "No pull up. Kill us. There's no other way. Basset hound!"\\
'''Marty''': Are you sure?

--> '''Skipper''': Men, [[TemptingFate there's no sacrifice greater than someone else's]].
--> ''[The hula bobblehead gets shot]''
--> '''Skipper''': [[BigNo NO!]] MEDIC!!
--> ''[Rico gets out a roll of duct tape]''

-->"Does the strap adjust? It does... yes I imagine this will be perfect for me when I'm out hiking."

-->'''Private:''' Is she dead?\\

-->'''Nana''': [[SincerityMode Ohh... that was beautiful.]] ''([[MoodWhiplash pulls out shotgun]])'' [[NightmareFuel Now let's eat!]]

--> '''Moto Moto''': Goodness girl, you huge!\\
'''Gloria''': Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?\\
'''Moto Moto''': (''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint actually turns around in surprise, before realizing what she means and chuckles]]'') Girl, you as quick as you are hefty.\\
'''Gloria''': So you're Moto Moto.\\
'''Moto Moto''': The name's so nice, you say it twice. ''(holds up three fingers, then fumbles as he tries to decide which one to lower)''\\
'''Gloria''': I kinda like it, fatso.\\
'''Moto Moto''': I'll see you 'round girl. It won't be too hard, 'cause you so... ''plumpy''.

--> '''Mort''': Bad fishy! Bad fishy! No, shark! No no! Sit! Ahhhhh! (''laughing'') Why am I laughing?

--> '''Alex''': What a weird and beautiful couple!\\
'''Melman''': That's not gonna last.
-->(later on)
--> '''Private''': Can I kiss the bride Skipper?\\
''Skipper [[DopeSlap slaps]] him''

* The entire “Pass it on” scene.

'''Skipper:''' Right. Rico, manual. ''(Rico tosses him the manual... and then Skipper promptly smashes the bulb with it and tosses it away.)'' Problemo solved.\\

'''Kowalski:''' We've lost engine one... ''and engine two is no longer on fire.''\\

'''Skipper''': (''covering hula doll's eyes'') Don't look, doll, this might get air-y. (''pulls up the intercom speaker'') Attention! This is your captain speaking! I've got [[GoodNewsBadNews good news and bad news]]. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is we're ''crash''-landing. (''plane takes a dive, everybody screams'') When it comes to air travel, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we know you have no choice whatsoever]]. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.

'''Alex''': I hope you won't mind when I tell you...\\

'''Melman''': [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove I LOVE YOU, GLORIA! I ALWAYS HAVE!]] ''([[HeavySleeper Gloria is sleeping]]. Alex and Marty stare at Melman, glance at each other, then back at Melman.)'' [[BlatantLies L-L-Like you love the beach or a good book...or the beach.]]

-->'''Julien:''' ''(to Private, hanging from the light-fixture)'' You, in-flight slave... Bring me my nuts on a silver platter.\\

* The entire "Pass it on" scene.

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-->"Does the strap adjust? It does... yes I imagine this will be perfect for me when I'm out hiking."

* After the entire "Alex on the Spot" scene...
-->'''Nana''': [[SincerityMode Ohh... that was beautiful.]] ''([[MoodWhiplash pulls out shotgun]])'' [[NightmareFuel Now let's eat!]]

'''Moto Moto''': I'll see you 'round girl. It won't be too hard, 'cause you so... ''plumpy''.

'''Mason:'''...Alright, but you're so darn ugly. *''kisses Skipper''*\\

* At the ending, Skipper and his doll gets married by Zuba. The characters has some interesting... things to say.

* The entire plane crash scene starting with this exchange:

'''Skipper''': (''covering hula doll's eyes'') Don't look, doll, this might get hairy. (''pulls up the intercom speaker'') Attention! This is your captain speaking! I've got [[GoodNewsBadNews good news and bad news]]. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is we're ''crash''-landing. (''plane takes a dive, everybody screams'') When it comes to air travel, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we know you have no choice whatsoever]]. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.

And to top it all off, the music plays “I Like to Move It” during Julien’s line.
** Then as it continues going down

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