Policy trailers are the technical name for the short pieces theater chains insert before the movie starts. They usually serve two purposes: one, to make you want to go to their snack counter, because your average movie house makes most of its profit from the food. Two, to remind the audience not to be annoying — a wasted effort regardless.
"This is why we don't make movies."
— Red, M&M's "Trailer" PSA
Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here, watch it!
Don't like it? Walk out!
We still have all your fucking money!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here, watch it!
Don't like it? Walk out!
We still have all your fucking money!
Logan: Hey, bub! You're in a movie theater, not the ####-off room in your mom's nursing home! So turn your ####ing phone to silent, or I'll shove it so far up your ####ing ###, you'll have to answer it through your #### #### ####-
Wade: No no no no no, jeez, so much testosterone! God, when you yell like that...it makes my #### vibrate...at least I think it's my ####. Listen, just...turn your phones off, or put them on silent. Y'know, whatever you prefer! I'm going to take his neck veins for a walk now...Enjoy the film!
(Exit Logan and Wade)
Wade: Nice fourth wall break back there, I didn't think you had it in you!
Logan: Shut your ####ing ##### mouth!
Wade: No no no no no, they don't like that word in America. Or Canada. Or the Netherlands.
Wade: No no no no no, jeez, so much testosterone! God, when you yell like that...it makes my #### vibrate...at least I think it's my ####. Listen, just...turn your phones off, or put them on silent. Y'know, whatever you prefer! I'm going to take his neck veins for a walk now...Enjoy the film!
(Exit Logan and Wade)
Wade: Nice fourth wall break back there, I didn't think you had it in you!
Logan: Shut your ####ing ##### mouth!
Wade: No no no no no, they don't like that word in America. Or Canada. Or the Netherlands.
