Inspired by Translator Fails, in this thread people will supply passages, and the next troper needs to throw it into Google Translate, translate it a few times and then back into English, and then post the result here. Should be pretty funny.

It can be anything, like a quote from a work or something entirely made up. Let's just see what chaos we can create!

To get the ball rolling:

"Many eons ago, in the far away land of Ancient Greece, there lived a golden age of powerful Gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? That is where our story..."

Ah yes, the great Richie

Edited by WarJay77 on Aug 30th 2020 at 11:39:07 AM

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

Several language jumps later, it has become

"Some time before, in a distant Greek country, he lived in the golden season of strong gods and great heroes. The greatest and most powerful letters are the great Richie, and how much is true heroes? That's our story."

---

"Embrace the Deception, Learn how to bend, your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end"

"Embrace deception and learn to bend"

"I hate my f*cking life and I want to die"

I can't think of a good signature.

"I hate my little life and I want to die." (Yeah, pretty much just stayed at that no matter how much I translated it)

---

Did you heard of the tragedy that reach the man? I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend. Reaching the man cloth space is the emperor, he is so strong and big, he even can use the original dint to create life... He is very deep to black influence understanding. The black influence can the matter that many supermans, but other people thinks that these are what can't attains. He became more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards, afterwards he died. In fact, he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple, then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is, he can let other people, but is incapable for dint to the oneself.

Edited by Zanreo on Aug 31st 2020 at 1:51:48 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

Have you heard of this tragedy that happened to this man? I do not think. I think this is a bad situation in adults as well. This is a myth. He is the director who goes to the menswear store, strong, handsome. You can make a profit from the original laurel ... you know the deeper and darker effects. Blacks can be a problem for many superheroes, but some believe they can have them. It is powerful and wonderful. Eventually, he weakened and died. After all, he showed all the skills of his students, and his country killed him for sleep. What this means for him is that he can leave others alone, but he cannot be rude.

A moment of silence to the menswear man.

Seriously, no idea how it became about menswear stores, myths and laurel.

20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh I wanna be sedated Just, get me to the airport, put me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain Oh no oh-oh oh-oh 20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh I wanna be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain Oh no oh-oh oh-oh 20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh I wanna be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair and get me to the show Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes Oh no oh-oh oh-oh 20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh I wanna be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes Oh no oh-oh oh-oh Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be sedated Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be sedated Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be sedated Bam-bam-bambam bambam-bam-bambam, I wanna be sedated

That Sounds Like Your Having A Stroke

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 31st 2020 at 11:57:10 AM

20 20 20 20 For a 4-hour trip, I don’t need comfort. I don’t have a job. I really need comfort. Take me to the airport and get on the plane quickly and quickly. Don’t go crazy. I don’t need my fingers to be able to control. I can control my brain. Oh, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really really. , Let me get on a fast plane, almost crazy, I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my brain, I really, really, really, really, really 20, 20, 20, 4 When I was young, I needed comfort, but in vain. Indeed, I just want to play quickly in a wheelchair, and then go where I can’t control my fingers. I can't control my fingers. I can't control my fingers. I was sitting in a wheelchair and took a quick look at the place where I could not control my fingers! Bamam-bam-bambam I need to stabilize Bam-bam-bamb-bambam-bam-bambam I need to stabilize Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bambam-bam-bambam

Ah, my favorite song, "I need to stablilize".

---

Prepare for trouble
And make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all peoples within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jesse
James
Team rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meowth, that's right \\

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

Prepare for the problem And do it twice To protect the world from destruction To unite all countries of our country To expose the evil of truth and love To extend our reach to the stars above suggest James The missile explodes at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare for battle Meow, it's true

——————

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: my super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Edited by audgetrouble on Aug 31st 2020 at 11:43:02 AM

It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.

He left to announce. The dog was a donkey, so the farmer disturbed my wife. Clothing Oral sex in a dress; The right one you can buy. Reason Fuck Quillie did not bother me when I insulted my wife. He's called 'Dick'. I told you to get a big object, You have these sediments in the shadow of Walk, dot-com, Twitter and pigs. The amount is smaller than a walnut. Guess what? This is baby weight. I'm here and have two soccer pillows. 74 and my wife is how cheap and affordable they are. The laser beam, which contains Spanish urine, does not fall on the hair. I feel strong. I took the urine out of the earth. He became God and God the Lamb. Do we touch each other until we die on the moon when we are together? Do Obama want you like that? It bothers me for a month! Blood clots for 23 hours before falling to the ground. Did I get out of my way before I shot you?

---

Like a lot of auxlangs, Sambahsa's phonotactics are left undesigned, which is something I'm pretty tired of seeing. That's how you get words like "scii" in Esperanto, words that plenty of people will have a hard time articulating. And yet, after looking at Sambahsa, I can't help but think I might have been too harsh on auxlangs that do this. After all, at least none of them have anything remotely as bad as "rjienrlwey". Hey, Oliver! Hey! Dr. Oliver! Listen! W-what is this? It's like— okay, so I'm looking at this word here, right? And I just can't help but wonder, like, ignoring the etymology entirely, just looking at it purely as a sequence as phonological segments intended to be pronounced as a single unit, what the heck is this, Dr. Oliver?

Hey everyone, it's me: jan Misali, the person who wrote this video and also is currently speaking. I know what some of you are probably thinking because I read the comments. You're thinking "so what if you think some of these words are hard to pronounce? That doesn't mean that nobody can pronounce them." And you're right! I'm sure there do exist people who are able to say "rjienrlwey" without any problems, and that's why I'm inviting you, the viewer, to take the #Rjienrlwey Challenge! All you need to do is record audio of yourself saying the word "rjienrlwey" out loud, and just remember, this is a global international auxilary language, so its target audience is everyone!

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

Like many Olangs , Sambahas , Ninavhovan's opatotactic , the Gyese are bored with vision . Well, IS, as you find words like " Scii" in Esperanto, are many words that people reduce potis articolot. I look at Lanwet Sambahash, I can't tell you how to make you feel that I'm very excited to make you look like their baby is very bad like "Regenerallui " " Hey Oliver, hello! Dr. Oliver, listen, is that co? I'd like, David San World, in Joe? Le Nemuzu pomok, Premyslem, Ignore all the etymology, Videt nan Sistou jakologic sax, ak department called Unit, goat sakre, Dr. Oliver?

Greetings to everyone, before: Ian Misal, the person who wrote Ted's speech, I know that some of you may have thought about it because I am reading the invaders. Think: "What if you think about some of these words? That doesn't mean Zeo can't make data!"Le Wee right" I'm Chitam, Koche Exet Ze Exet, who can say " Rjianrlwey " Pwoblem Bez, yon és vode, why i call you, Dyvac, Woollet i will call you #Rjienrlwey! VSE , the out , the sound of The Gesanamet " Rjianrlwey " loudly , Yon remembers that tongue of the mesonoron pomboki sveta

Well. That's impressive. Haitian Creole breaks translate spectacularly.

---

Autological is, But is not autological autological or not? Of course it cannot be, but if it was than it isn't. Paradoxical, but purely linguistic. Fascinating, right? Wrong. What is fascinating is why people don't behave perfectly rationally at all times. This is a confusing behavior, and indicates rational behavior is not always rewarded evolutionarily. This is remarkable, yes? Yes. Obviously that is remarkable, indeed, it was remarked on by myself, therefore it is remarkable. However, if each of those words were substituted for each other, the sentence wouldn't make much sense. This is true of language in general, order of words matters, usually. Related fact, there is no "raspberry" tongue outside the mouth sound in any extant language. This is an interesting fact. Further, no language without a word for fingers has a word for toes. This indicates something about linguistic evolution, though it's not entirely clear what. Statement over, right? Right.

It's automatic, but isn't it? Certainly not, but no. Surprisingly, only one language. Isn't it tempting? Lying is fun because people do not always do it right. It is a moral error and shows that rational behavior is not always natural. Great. Obviously, it is worth mentioning. Of course, you should know that I do not care. If you replace it with a few words, the phrase will not work. This applies to common languages ​​and word order is always important. The only good thing is that existing languages ​​do not have a "raspberry" language. This is an interesting fact. Even wordless words are fingerless. It shows something about the origin of the language, but no one is very clear about it. Is the report accurate? exactly

---

Alright. It's time to write the first passage of this game. Writing an interesting passage that will translate poorly is an art form, as well as a science. You have got to ensure that your prose is full of metaphors and similes like the first high school football game of the season is full of people. Writing a lot of words always helps with ensuring that utter nonsense comes out when translated, yet I have got to ensure that the total amount of characters does not exceed 5000. Anyway, what me to describe what I'm doing right now? I don't care what you have to say about that, I'm doing it! I'm sitting on the bathroom's toilet right now, just typing these words that you see. I mean, that may be gross depending on your point of view, but I mean, it's the truth. And telling the truth is better than telling a lie.

Now is the time to write the first sentence of this game. Write interesting sentences about art and science. Just as your first high school football game is full of people, make sure your story is full of research. It often helps to write a lot of words when translating. In general, the word "insurance" does not exceed 5,000. How can I explain what I am doing now? I have nothing to do with what you said. I did what I did in the bathroom. Write the words to see. It was the most frustrating time of the year. But what I mean is true. It is better to tell the truth than to lie.

---

By now you've heard of Bitcoin, the most valuable form of electricity. But what is Bitcoin? Is it replacing gold as the Most Important Big Deal in History? To understand how Bitcoin transactions are created, randomly pick a number between one and thirty thousand. Now spend that amount of money on Ethereum. This is known as "Hashing the code to get some of that Bitcoin."

"Joe" has become popular by typing so much that "he" is now worth around five hundred million Bitcoins. If "Alice" wants to make huge numbers of money from "Joe," "Alice" can use techniques from calculus to do things like identify four thousand and ninety-six pizzas, and then compute them into "her" desk drawer.

"Joe" has become polluted. "Joe" must now leave the public for a full year and join "his" attorney, Michael Marcovici.

For clarity, this represents one hundred and twenty-eight Stocks of Money. This money is converted to viruses living on "Alice"'s DNA. This virus allows the CIA Chief of Transactions into my brain. This is my brain coming online as I thought about Bitcoin mining, and I knew it was wrong.

Despite the risk, one benefit of Bitcoin is that you can upload a version of your future self on the darknet. But it will kill your retirement account because it is over one thousand years old and has a taste for expensive silver keyboards.

To gain access to the blockchain you can install Exploit.bin, and it will remind you every day of your biggest nightmares.

The most popular form of Bitcoin is the Wild Richard. It can be used to pay for counterfeit coffee and other forbidden merchandise. However, I guarantee you could make a quicker fortune selling the private chat of a federal Judge to my grandchildren.

CAUTION: The safest way to protect your Bitcoin wallet is simply to lose it. Just remember the Bitcoin password, "pubkeyhash at Bob's", and you will get a good deal.

MORE CAUTION: The last time I mined a fresh Bitcoin, billionaire killer Mark February tried to patent my life.

This was a very basic stage training on Bitcoin. To learn more about how to hack the next big wave of money, I teach a master class on top of the shortest mountain in China. Thank you all for your email addresses. You may now unplug the Internet.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

You now have a maximum of a BitCoin electronic form. But why BitCoin? Glory be to! The ear not to replace the most important in bargain history? To be done even as it chooses to be understood, BitCoin is in the midst of so many thousands of thirty. Now spend that money feeders. This is called a "token to BitCoin hash".

"Joe" has gained popularity with this kind of writing so much that, "now worth about five hundred million BitCoin. The reason why" John, "for so much money he wants" Joe " , "John," about the things you can be able to ninety-six thousand, and arithmetic to the flat land into the desk drawer, I think. "

"Joe" is dirty. "Joe is the only one in the audience, and he joins the" lawyer ", Michael Marcovici.

This represents the open parts of the twenty-eight percent. This money is turned into lives that are in "Alice" DNA. This demolition of the virus leads CIA brain activity. This goes online observed brain while applying BitCoin mining and not rectum.

However, the danger is one advantage is that you can upload a version of the darknet, BitCoin from your future. And it will really kill your retirement, because it means thousands of years, and the cash keyboard costs quite expensive.

To access the blockchain, you can install Exploit.bin your great name, and it will remind you of everything, in almost daily nightmares.

The most popular type of Richard Born BitCoin. It can be used to pay for the others, and forbidden to lie on coffee products. I am sure they will be able to benefit more quickly from a federal judge to chat personal advertising with children.

OPINION and the safest way to protect your wallet, BitCoin to do it. BitCoin only remembers the password "pubkeyhash Bob's" resources they receive.

EXTRA South: In the last few days I dug a new BitCoin, billionaire assassin Mark Feb in accordance with the Copyright my soul.

This is exactly BitCoin's basic training degree. To learn more about how much money the waves break, and after high school to learn the next mountain in China. Thank you all, thank you for the email address. Now you can break the internet

---

It is the year 2074. In a world threatened by aliens... an unlikely hero emerges! Ken Izumi may look like an ordinary 10-year-old boy, but he secretly possesses weapons, armor, and accessories that transform him into the superheroic Chargeman Ken. Ken protects his mom, dad, little sister Caron, robot pal Barican, and the rest of mankind from the diabolical Juralians, shape-shifting alien invaders bent on terrorizing the earth with flesh-eating butterflies, booby-trapped scientists, an evil doll, a prison break, alien mummies, a kid that sets stuff on fire, a song that makes you die... basically, they have about 65 plans for world domination. The only thing standing between the fragile human race and conquest by the Juralians is Chargeman Ken and his unquenchable thirst for fiery, atomic justice! Chargeman Ken originally ran on Japanese broadcast television in 1974. This delightfully bizarre kids’ cartoon was rediscovered in 2007 by Japanese fans, who flocked to Chargeman Ken for its strange artwork, clumsy animation, and fantastically inept stories... some of which have been banned from Japanese TV altogether. This set contains the show's entire 65-episode run in Japanese with English subtitles, giving viewers the full picture of an uncompromising and brutal child hero.

"Leftover items still have value!"

This is 2074, in a world threatened by newcomers ... a winner will appear! Ken Izumi is similar to a 10-year-old boy, but secretly has weapons, armor, and equipment to take care of Ken's master. Ken protects his mother, father, sister, friend Barricano, and all other humanity from fierce and cruel alien invaders who threaten the world with racist butterflies and imprison students. Imp dungeons, dungeons, alien mummies, kids, kids burning things, songs that kill you ... They have almost 65 cards to capture the world. The common denominator of the weak man and the naval conqueror is Lord Keine and his desire to set fire to a nuclear ship! Chargeman Ken first appeared on Japanese television in 1974. Japanese fans saw the 2007 A children's thriller that brought Chargeman Ken into unique art and antagonistic entertainment. Japanese television partially forbids narratives ... wonderful, inaccessible in the past ... In this series - a series of 65 shows in Japanese with English subtitles, which without any attention shows the viewers a strong image of the cruel hero.

---

Translator Fails (originally Google Translate Sings) is a Web series created by Malinda Kathleen Reese in which she takes songs by famous artists, runs the lyrics through several languages in Google Translate and back into English until they barely resemble the original text, and then performs the song with the new lyrics. Hilarity Ensues.

(Yes, this was copypasted from the page)

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

"An internet translator (Google Last Song) created by Marinda Kathleen Reese. It features songs from well-known artists and uses Google Translate to translate the words into many languages, especially the original text. If not, go back to English. The new lyrics of this song are still inspiring." - was what I got from my Google Translate journey. Now it's your turn.

---

"Hi, I'm WarJay77. I'm a troper, a writer, and perhaps not the most interesting person in the world. I am a college student, I got a boyfriend, and I'm planning on becoming an author in the future. Writing is my passion, and I like to think I do it well even though I've still got a lot to learn. One of my works is being written with a friend, and it can be found under A Phoenix Reborn." Is your paragraph to send through Google Translate - and yes, I did copy+paste, but only because it was in support of the one who started this thread.

---

Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Sep 2nd 2020 at 12:03:34 PM

Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft

Well then, lets see what google thinks of me

Hello, I'm War Jay 77. I am a soldier, a writer, and probably not the most interesting person in the world. I am a student with a boyfriend and I plan to become a writer in the future. Writing is my hobby, although I still have a lot of knowledge, I still want to be successful. One of my works was written by a friend and can be found under "Penic Revival".

P E N I C R E V I V A L

---

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to take control
I remember
Doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

Sounds good
Time is flowing
Madness makes that sacrifice
But listen carefully enough
I need to check memory
Saves time
Drink from those minutes
The black color caught my attention
And looking for space
Let's make the time tunnel again!
Let's make the time tunnel again!

---

In A.D 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
HA HA HA HA....
Operator: Captain!!
Captain: Take off every 'zig'!!
You know what you doing.
Move 'zig'.
For great justice.

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 2nd 2020 at 10:59:03 AM

"Leftover items still have value!"

It’s awesome
it is a short time
You're crazy
But listen carefully
in the short term
Self-control is required
remember
Use your time
Drink now
It was covered in darkness
Lopopo
Let's fight again!
Let's fight again!

---

2101
The war began.
Captain: What happened?
Technician: Someone dropped a bomb on us.
Operator: We received a signal.
Captain: What?
Operator: Start screen
Captain: It's you!
Case: Hello!
All our foundations are our foundations.
You will fall.
Captain: What do you say!
Cat: You have no hope of survival.
Ha ha ha
Operator!
Captain: All teeth!
You know what you’re doing.
Move zigzag.
He defends justice.
ALL TEETH.

---

And the sky was made of amethyst
And all the stars were just like little fish
You should learn when to go
You should learn how to say no
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever

Well, they get what they want
And they never want it again
They get what they want
And they never want it again
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to

And the sky was all violet
I wanna give the violent more violence
And I'm the one with no soul?
One above and one below
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever

Well, they get what they want
And they never want it again
They get what they want
And they never want it again
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to

I told you from the start just how this would end
When I get what I want and I never want it again

Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I dare you to

Spun a lie
In your mind
You are mine

Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything
Take everything
Take everything
Take everything

Edited by TheWhistleTropes on Sep 2nd 2020 at 5:19:03 AM

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

Bump.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

The sky is made of amethyst

And every star is like a fish

You have to learn on the go

You have to learn not to deny

This may take a day

Mine forever

This may take a day

Mine forever

You get what you want

And they don't want to go back

You get what you want

And they don't want to go back

Go ahead, relax

All I have to do is get it

Go ahead, relax

All I have to do is get it

The sky is purple

I want to cause more violence

And I don't have a soul?

An upper and lower

This may take a day

Mine forever

This may take a day

Mine forever

You get what you want

And they don't want to go back

You get what you want

And they don't want to go back

Go ahead, relax

All I have to do is get it

Go ahead, relax

All I have to do is get it

I told you from the beginning what the end was

When I see what we like and what we don’t

Go ahead, relax

All I have to do is get it

Go ahead, relax

Remember to remove them all

He jumped out of the league

In his opinion You are mine, you are mine

Go ahead, relax

All I have to do is get it

Go ahead, relax

All I have to do is get it

Just go, just go

All I have to do is get it

Go ahead, relax

Follow everything carefully

Follow everything carefully

Follow everything carefully

---

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all star

Get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold

Only shooting stars break the mold

Edited by Snicka on Sep 4th 2020 at 10:33:56 AM

Someone told me he wants faith to someday overthrow the world

I am the sharpest tool in the shed

Pink and looked dumb

It has an "I" shape on the front

In the years to come

I eat by the rules and ran into the ground

There is no place that does not have fun on the

The brain pain, the head of the dumb

There is so much to see

So what's going on in the background?

You don't know what you're going to go there

But if you wouldn't shine and cause it

They are the star now

Start the game

Hello, you are the rock of the star

The show is starting to pay off

Everything that shines is gold

Only the stars change shape

---

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

I accept the fact of making a decision that is rigorous and unstoppable and I don't think it will be forgiven. I'm sorry here. What we found that day in the forest was not clearly planned. The reaction you see on the bar will be green. Unfiltered, none of us know how to respond and feel. I never posted a video. We have to go down and stop recording what we are doing. I have a lot to do. But no, I sincerely apologize. I want to apologize online, I want to apologize to everyone who watched this video. I want to apologize to those who suffer from mental illness, depression or suicide. But most of all, I would like to apologize to my victim and his family, my fans, for defending my actions for not doing. I don't deserve protection, the purpose of my content has always been entertainment. A comprehensive border crossing, I share almost everything I do in the world I live in. Being sensitive, mean and easily angry As I said I made a big mistake. I don't expect you to forgive me, I'm here to apologize. I am ashamed of myself, I am disappointed in myself and I promise I will get better I will be better.

---

How long have you been smiling?

It seems like it's been too long

Some days I don't feel like trying

So what the fuck are you on?

I think too much

We drink too much

Falling in love, like it's just nothing

I want to know, where do we go

When nothing's wrong

'Cause all the kids are depressed

Nothing ever make sense

I'm not feeling alright

Staying up to sunrise

And hoping shit is okay

Pretending we know things

I don't know what happened

My natural reaction is that we're scared

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

How long are you laughing

It's been a long time

I don't want to try for a few days

So what do you do?

I think so

I drank a lot

Fall in love, nothing

Thank you where i go

mistake

Because my love for children is over

I do not understand

I'm not good

Wait until sunrise

Hopefully the soil is good

Examples we know

I don't know what happened

My usual habit is to scare us

My submission:

Where does it come from?

When everything was outside

Busted and blue

How in the universe

Through the lithium

Busted and blue

I was asked by a computer

A shadow on the wall

An image made by Virgil

To rule over us all

So amplify the sirens

And to find real amends

I'm through the echo-chambers

To other worlds I went

All my life

All my life

Be my light

On me, I am a satellite

And I can't get back without you

Be my love

Be my love

Be my light

Be my light

Where do they come from?

The wires that connect to us

Weightless and fall on your body

'Till we're invisible

I'm with you through altitudes

Busted and blue

All my life

All my life

Be my light

On me, I am a satellite

And I can't get back without you

Be my love

Be my love

Be my light

Be my light

Busted and blue

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

Because where do they come from?

Where is it

broken blue

For everyone

when lithium

broken blue

On my computer

future shadows

Virgil Pictures

We all dominate

In order to raise the siren

So find the right repair

Through the echo camera

And to another world

my life

my life

And it's mine

Do I have a satellite?

But I can't come home without you

Become a mistress

Become a mistress

And it's mine

And it's mine

Where are they?

Communications associated with us

Constant work leads to damage

"How are we invisible to ourselves?"

I'm not telling you across the sea

broken blue

my life

my life

And it's mine

Do I have a satellite?

But I can't come home without you

Become a mistress

Become a mistress

And it's mine

And it's mine

broken blue

---

Writing Cloudy!
Moth out a ground, you can't stop eight times like low
Give the hear, isn't out the movie,
The Writing Cloudy!
You can't stop nowhere
Enemies from forget, or not-procedure from shrink
The Writing Cloudy!

You can't not be nothing
Give the hear, isn't out of the movie
The Writing Cloudy
Writing Cloudy
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Become special!
Can't prepare 8 meals in a small room
Hear, you have no staff
Really?
Don't worry that you can't
Do not forget the enemy knowledge: no one is tired of this action
Really?

He is here
I was told he wasn't in the classroom
Delete word
Remove language
Five

---

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the light of the Tannäuser Gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

I saw what I saw and I say I do not believe. The ship Everton hit the shoulder. I saw the light of the T lamp like the gate of Tannusar. Thingshli thing is one of the most important factors in time because it is torn.

Time of death

---

Inspired by Translator Fails, in this thread people will supply passages, and the next troper needs to throw it into Google Translate, translate it a few times and then back into English, and then post the result here. Should be pretty funny.

It can be anything, like a quote from a work or something entirely made up. Let's just see what chaos we can create!

"Leftover items still have value!"