That's not right... it should be in the chef's trousers!
Waiter! There is a rude person in my soup.
Logic Girl
Well, you'd be rude too if you were being given to someone for dinner.
Waiter, there's a Dalmatian in my soup! For every low there is a high.
Hisuian Lilligant
Poor doggy, now the soup has black and white spots.
Waiter, there's some orange soda in my soup.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
Somebody call a marine biologist! We have to dispose of it stat!
Waiter! There is a Wii remote in my soup! Currently Reading: N/A
zycone (Resciscor)
On purpose.
Press A for flavour.
Hey, waiter! Yeah, sorry, but why is there an election ballot in my soup? hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Time to go venturing through the Web!
That's up to you, the audience, to decide! Is it a critique on the [insert demonym of your country here] political system, or was the cook some careless politician? VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES!
Waiter, some 15-year-old's Lemon is in my soup.
Edited by HunterGr33n on Apr 28th 2024 at 9:59:38 AM
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Hisuian Lilligant
Gross!
Waiter, there's some whale baleen in my soup.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Right, that's the last time we buy supplies from Captain Ahab.
Waiter! There's a WWE Women's Championship Belt in my soup!
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Here is your winner...and NEEEEWWWWWW WWE Women's Champion... The Soup! Honestly, would have made more sense if it was the Ironman Heavymetalweight title...
Waiter, Khaji Da is in my soup.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 30th 2024 at 1:35:22 AM
Everything that lives is designed to end...
zycone (Resciscor)
It's fortified. Both the coup de grâce and your drink.
Hi, just wondering, I found Rajasthan
in my soup, what am I supposed to do with it?
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
The Reconqueror
You asked for the biggest dry soup!!! I brought you what you ask.
Waiter, Blanka (SFII) is in my soup!
Hisuian Lilligant
Well, get Blanka out of there.
Waiter, there's a Basculegion in my soup. "Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Well, don't eat it, sir! You Do Not Want To Know what an angry Ghost-type fish can do when someone eats it!
Waiter! There's Becky Lynch in my soup!
ISC-NC-14 ISCHS Telesphorus
...That's her soup, of course she's gonna be in it. Say, where did you get that from?
WAITER! WAITER! There's a whole ammo box's worth of .45 ACP pistol rounds in my soup!
Edited by viridianskyes on May 16th 2024 at 12:06:31 PM
"Oh, I'm a paramedic, not a fightymedic. That's Caduceus' job."
Spartan-B066
One of our previous patrons was carrying a concealed firearm with him. Although why he didn't bother to load it is beyond us.
Waiter! There's a frappuccino in my soup! "Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."
Logic Girl
Whoops! I must have spilled your drink! So sorry!
Waiter, there's ice in my soup! For every low there is a high.
The Big Man
My apologies! It seems that one of our staffs mistook your order for a drink!
Waiter! There's a Black Sheep in my soup.
Brutal
SheZow the Pal Tamer
My apologies! Here, take these shears for free wool!
Walter! There is Heisenberg in my soup!
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/
Hisuian Lilligant
Well, that explains the meth everywhere here...
Waiter, there's a harp in my soup.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Useful Note
Why not play an F Sharp on the harp?
Waiter! There is a Golden Gate Bridge in my soup!
Welcome to Corneria!
Just Another Acht Fan
(from across the room) i hope you mean a miniature model, and not the real thing.
waiter! there's a Nintendo Switch game cartridge in my soup! Think we're ready for that next floor, Eight.
The Draftsman of Doom
You don't know how to switch off!
Peter! "Watson the Wolf
◊" is playing fetch with my soup. She says she's your "Jackpot". Whatever that means.
"Watson the Wolf" is apparently a real thing, btw.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 16th 2024 at 10:57:47 AM
"...Look on the bright side, Peter, at least J Jonah Jameson isn't grilling you over those stupid Spider-Man photos... oh, Aunt May is not gonna be happy about me being late."
Waiter, why is there Spider Man For Playstation Two in my game? And why's the soup polygonal?
Edited by Ego-Man25 on May 16th 2024 at 8:19:13 AM
Robin: Don't ever ask me to dock with you again. Serious...
Well, you did ask for the spiced soup…
Waiter! There's a ferret in my soup!
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.