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- Ab And On Ware (I'm buff and I use computer software.)
- Abandoned Are A (Someone is about to insult the abandoned, but can't think of an insult.)
- A Band On Ed Are A (Someone can't think of an insult for the band on Edward's lawn.)
- A Band On Ed Area (There's a band about the place where Edward lives.)
- Abandon Ed Area (Let's evacuate the place where Ed lives.)
- A Ban Don Ed Area (Don is banned from Ed's home.)
- Ab Solute Comparative (A chemical mixture that compares muscles.)
- Acting Out Ad Ay Dream (A dream about acting an ad about Fonzie's catchphrase?)
- "Acting Out a Day" - Dr. E.A.M. (A doctor with the initials E.A.M. mentions acting out a day.)
- Act Or Allusion (Hey, you there! Either start acting or make a Shout-Out now!)
- Actor Role Con Fusion (Both the actor and the character are conmen, and the two personas get fused together.)
- Actor Ro Le Confusion (Ro became an actress, but she has to speak French, which confuses her.)
- Abandon Ed Catchphrase (Let's get rid of Edward's catchphrase, or alternatively, a catchphrase about abandoning Edward.)
- A Band On Ed Catchphrase (Edward's catchphrase is so popular, though, that there's a band formed around it.)
- Ab And On Ed Catchphrase (Edward's catchphrase has to do with abs.)
- Abandon Ed Laboratory (An instruction to abandon Edward in the laboratory, or an order for Edward to abandon his laboratory).
- A Band On Ed Laboratory (A band is playing on the roof of Edward's laboratory.)
- A Ban Don Ed Laboratory (Don is banned from Edward's laboratory.)
- Ab And On Ed Laboratory (Edward is a very buff scientist standing on the roof of his laboratory.)
- A Band On Ed Mine (My band is about Edward, and I don't have very good English.)
- Abandon Ed Mine (We're abandoning Edward in the mine.)
- A Ban Don Ed Mine (Don and Ed are banned from the mine.)
- Abandoned Min E (Mindy Evans has been abandoned.)
- A Ban Do Ned Mine (A person who doesn't speak English well has banned Ned from mining.)
- Ab And On Ed Mine (Edward exercises his abs in a mine.)
- A Band On Ship (Presumably, a cruise ship. Cf. "I'm On a Boat".)
- A Ban D On Ship (The letter D is not allowed on any ship.)
- A Ban Don's Hip (Where is Don's hip being banned from now?)
- Abandons Hip (Why is someone abandoning their own hip?)
- Ab And On Ship (Someone ripped is on a ship.)
- A Band On Ship Ping (The USS Ping welcomes our musical hosts, Pen and the Islands!)
- A Ban Don's Hip Ping (Don's hip is banned from ping-pong.)
- A Band On Shipping (The band sings songs about shipping.)
- A Ban D On Shipping (The letter D is not allowed when shipping.)
- Abandon Ship Ping (Damn, that cruise ship went down fast but it had really fast internet!)
- A Ban Don Ship Ping (Don is not allowed on the USS Ping.)
- A Ban D On Ship Ping (The letter D is not allowed on the USS Ping either.)
- Ab And On Ship Ping (Someone with a six-pack is on the USS Ping.)
- Ab And On Shipping (The two most muscular characters are shipped together.)
- Abhor Rent Admirer (Who could ever appreciate having to pay rent?)
- Ab Led In The Adaptation (When this got adapted into a new medium, The Strong Guy became the leader of the party.)
- Abort Ed Arc (I don't like this plot arc about Ed. Let's cancel it.)
- Ab Or Ted Arc (We have two options for this upcoming arc— either it will focus on six-packs, or Ted.)
- Absurdly Long Stair Way (It'll take you an incredibly long time to go up these stairs.)
- Absurdly Long St Air Way (St. Air walked a ridiculously long walk.)
- Ab Use Mistake (I made a mistake when showing off my six-pack.)
- A Bus? E-Mistake (Turns out buying a bus ticket online was... not a good decision.)
- Abusive Pa Rents (Our landlord is an abusive dad.)
- A Bus? I've Parents (Sure, asking your parents for a ride may be embarrassing... but remember that Buses Are for Freaks!)
- Accident Al Aesop (Accident Al learns a lesson.)
- Acci Dental Aesop (Acci gives a lesson about dental hygiene.)
- Accident Al Aiming Skills (Turns out that Accident Al can aim really well.)
- Accident Al Aimings Kills (Or so everyone thought, before he hit someone by mistake and killed them.)
- Acci Dental Aiming Skills (Acci the dentist can also aim well.)
- Acci Dental Aimings Kills (But he's a Depraved Dentist.)
- Accident Al Art (He's a talented artist.)
- Accident Al Astronaut (He's even qualified to go to space.)
- Acci Dental Astronaut (Acci is both a dentist and an astronaut.)
- Accident Al Athlete (He's good at sports, too!)
- Accident Al Bargaining Skills (Accident Al can bargain well.)
- Acci Dental Bargaining Skills (So can Acci the dentist.)
- Acci Dental Bargainings Kills (A Depraved Dentist named Acci uses bargaining to determine who to kill.)
- Accident Al Bargainings Kills (Accident Al accidentally killed someone during a bargaining session. Guess he's not that skilled after all.)
- Accident Al Bar Gaining Skills (But he is good at gaining bars.)
- Accident Al Bar Gainings Kills (...Or not. Seems he can't escape that Accidental Murder no matter what he does.)
- Acci Dental Bar Gaining Skills (But Acci the dentist is good at gaining bars.)
- Acci Dental Bar Gainings Kills (He'll never give up murdering.)
- Accident Al Bid (Accident Al goes to an auction.)
- Acci Dental Bid (Acci bid on some dental tools.)
- Accident Al Celebrity (With everything he's been up to, you'd expect him to have some sort of fame by now.)
- Acci Dental Celebrity (Same with A Cci.)
- Accident Al Dance Craze (Everybody do the Accident Al!)
- Acci Dental Dance Craze (Remember to floss
every day!)
- Acci Dental Dance Craze (Remember to floss
- Accident Al Declaration Of Love (I love Accident Al!)
- Acci Dental Declaration Of Love (And Acci the dentist!)
- Accident Al Discovery (Accident Al watches the Discovery Channel.)
- Accident Al, Disco? Very! (Accident Al loves his disco music.)
- Acci Dental Discovery (Acci the dentist discovered something.)
- Acci Dental, Disco? Very! (Acci the dentist loves disco.)
- Acci Dental: Dis Cover? Y? (Acci the dentist doesn't know why the band is covering this particular song.)
- Accident Al: Dis Cover? Y? (Neither does Accident Al.)
- Accident Al Downer Ending (Al's heroics led to a sad ending for everyone.)
- Acci Dental Downer Ending ("Sorry, I wasn't able to fix your cavities after all.")
- Accident Al: Hero of the Galaxy (Maybe he's not the right person for this position.)
- Acci, Dental Hero of the Galaxy (Acci's such a good dentist that he's hailed as a worldwide hero.)
- Accident Al Murder (Ol' Accident Al is always going around causing accidents. One day someone got fed up with his shenanigans and shot him.)
- Acci Dental Murder (Someone named Acci was murdered with dental tools.)
- Accident Al Incantation (Accident Al accidentally summoned something!)
- Accident Al In Cantation (And it happened in a place called Cantation.)
- Acci Dental Incantation (When brushing and flossing won't get the plaque out, you need help from the supernatural.)
- Acci Dental In Cantation (Acci also works in Cantation.)
- Accident Al In Nuendo (Accident Al moved to Nuendo and caused all sorts of wacky hijinks.)
- Accidental In Nuendo (I escaped to Nuendo, and my life sentence for murder was shortened, because they realized it was only manslaughter! Cool!)
- Acci Dental In Nuendo (A dentist named Acci works in a place called Nuendo.)
- Accident Al Innuendo (Accident Al made a risque joke.)
- Acci Dental Innuendo (Acci made a rude joke while operating on someone's teeth.)
- Accident Al Nightmare Fuel (Oh god, is that Accident Al with his chest cut wide open?!)
- Acci Dental Nightmare Fuel (Acci is a scary dentist.)
- Acci Dental Night Mare Fuel (Acci uses dental equipment to run a horse-like Fembot at night).
- Accident Al Night Mare Fuel (Accident Al helps power this horse too.)
- Accident Al Passenger (It wouldn't hurt for him to travel in our car...)
- Acci Dental Passenger (Acci prefers to share rides with others.)
- Acci Dental Per Vert (A dentist named Acci provides services paid in green things.)
- Accident Al Pervert (Apparently, some sicko liked to snoop on Accident Al...)
- Acci Dental Pervert (Now the sicko is snooping on Acci...)
- Accident Al Per Vert (Accident Al is doing something with green stuff.)
- Accident Al Proposal (Accident Al is getting married!)
- Acci Dental Proposal (And so is Acci the dentist.)
- Accident Al Theft (Accident Al has stolen something.)
- Acci Dental Theft (Someone has stolen Acci's dental tools.)
- Acid Ref Lux Nightmare (A dream about having to refund someone the cost of some acid which was damaged by light?)
- A Cid Reflux Nightmare (I had a bad dream about Cidius with indigestion.)
- A Cid Reflux Night Mare (Cidius's pet horse is up at night and has indigestion. Maybe he should take her to the vet.)
- A Cid Trip Dimension (A dimension where Cidius goes on a lot of trips?)
- Acme Pro Ducts (need some ducts? The ACME Company can help you out)
- Acronym Con Fusion (Two scams about acronyms were fused together.)
- Act I On 52 (There are 52 acts in this play, and they are all horrible.)
- Act Ion 52 (Do something already, Ion 52!)
- Act I On Bomb (Starting things off with a bang.)
- Act, Ion Bomb (Come on, you dud bomb, work!)
- Act I On Dad (The first act of this play is about Dad.)
- Act Ion Dad (Act Ion Girl's father.)
- Act I On Duo (Apparently, I'm supposed to play two people at once.)
- Act, Ion Duo (C'mon you two ions, do your thing!)
- Act I On Fashionista
- Act I On Girl
- Act Ion Girl (Particle Man's girlfriend.)
- Act I On Girlfriend (This play is dedicated to my girlfriend.)
- Act Ion Girlfriend (Yep, they're together now.)
- Act I On Hero (Then the play focuses on the other characters...)
- Act, Ion Hero! (C'mon! You're a chemistry-themed superhero, so get off your butt and do something!)
- Act I On Horror (This play starts off scary, but then turns funny!)
- Act I On Man (The play then focuses on women after it.)
- Act I On Mom (Ummm...)
- Act Ion Mom (Act Ion Girl's mother.)
- Act I On Park (The first act of the play is all about the protagonist looking for a parking space.)
- Act Ion Park (Do something, Ion "Park"!)
- Act I On Pet (Be patient, the play will focus on other animals soon.)
- Act Ion Pet (A play featuring a pet with chemistry-related superpowers.)
- Act I On Politician (The first act of this play is about politics.)
- Act I On Survivor (Either the first act is about the Sole Survivor or they're adapting Survivor: Fire into a play.)
- Actually A Goo Did EA (What?! A goo is responsible for Electronic Arts?!)
- Actually, F Our Mooks (Our mooks are crap, fuck them.)
- Act, U Ally! Four Mooks! (There are four mooks approaching! Get off your butt and fight them!)
- Act, U Ally, Not a Vampire! (He's not a vampire, you ally, he's just acting.)
- "Actually Not a Vamp" Ire (Someone is angry that a woman is not The Vamp.)
- Act, U Ally, Pretty Funny (I found this play somewhat amusing, ally.)
- Adam and Ore VE (Adam and a rock are in a virtual environment.)
- A Dam and/or Eve (There's either a dam, Eve, or both.)
- A Dam We Sting (Big Dam Plot meets The Caper?)
- A Dam West In G (A piece of instrumental music about the Hoover Dam?)
- Adam West In G (A song about Adam West.)
- Adam We Sting (We're stinging Adam.)
- Adaptation Al Skill (Adaptation Al is very skilled.)
- Adaptation Al Dye Job (Adaptation Al has dyed his hair.)
- Adaptation Al Dumbass (Despite his skills, Adaptation Al is very dumb.)
- Adaptation Al Dumb Ass (He has a pet donkey who is also dumb.)
- Adaptation Al Intelligence (Not any more!)
- Adaptation Al Jerkass (He's a nasty piece of work, though.)
- Adaptation Al Jerk Ass (He's Shaking the Rump.)
- Adaptation Al Jerk As S (He's just as mean as the letter S.)
- Adaptational Jerk Ass (An adaptation makes it so a character shakes their butt a lot.)
- Adaptation Al Nice Guy (Must've learned some manners.)
- Adaptation Al Self Defense (One of Adaptation Al's skills is defending himself.)
- Adaptation Al Villainy (He's turned to the dark side now.)
- Adaptation Al Villa In Y (He has a mansion in a town called Y.)
- Adaptational Villa In Y (Y didn't have a mansion in the source material, but it does in the adaptation.)
- Adaptation Al Villain? Y? (Why is Adaptation Al meant to be the baddie again?)
- Adaptational Villian? Y? (The source material had no villain, so why is there one in the adaptation?)
- Adaptation Al Heroism (Make up your mind, Adaptation Al!)
- Adaptational Hero Is M (In the adaptation, the letter M is the hero.)
- Adaptation Al Abomination (Someone hates his guts!)
- Adaptation Al A Bom In At Ion (Adaptation Al has an ion bomb, and someone who can't spell "bomb" is warning us.)
- Adaptation Al Attractiveness (Someone has a crush on Adaptation Al.)
- Adaptation Al Attractive Ness (He has a pretty Loch Ness monster for a pet.)
- Adaptation Al Backstory Change (Adaptation Al has a Multiple-Choice Past.)
- Adaptation Al Back Story Change (When Adaptation Al returned, the story changed.)
- Adaptation Al Skimpiness (Gosh, Adaptation Al! Cover up!)
- Adaptation Al's Kim Pines S (Adaptation Al's girlfriend Kim is pining for the letter S.)
- Adaptation Al Wimp (Is that the same person who called him an abomination?)
- Adaptation Al W Imp (Adaptation Al is next to an imp with a W on its shirt.)
- Adaptation Al Comic Relief (You can always count on Adaptation Al to make a serious situation funny.)
- Adaptation Al Comic "Re: Lief" (Adaptation Al sent a funny email in response to someone asking about a man named Lief.)
- Adaptation Al Badass (Adaptation Al is cool!)
- Adaptation Al Bad Ass (Adaptation Al's pet donkey is a bad one, though.)
- Adaptation Al Bad As S (What's so bad about the letter S?)
- Adaptational Bad Ass (A donkey was given Adaptational Villainy.)
- Adaptation Al Job Change (He's gotten a new job.)
- Adaptation Al Modesty ("You've saved us, Adaptation Al!" "Oh, it was nothing!")
- Adaptation Al Nationality (Where does Adaptation Al come from, anyway?)
- Adaptation Al: National IT? Y? (Adaptation Al doesn't understand the national computers.)
- Adaptation Al Superpower Change (Now, he's getting powers?)
- Adaptation Al Sexuality (Which way does Adaptation Al swing?)
- Adaptation Al Sexual IT?! Y? (Gosh, why is there Rule 34 of Adaptation Al?!)
- Adaptation Al Wealth (Adaptation Al is rich.)
- Adaptation Al Location Change (Adaptation Al travels somewhere new.)
- Adaptation Al: Lo! Cation Change! (Adaptation Al speaks poetically about a positive ion changing.)
- Adaptation Al Early Appearance (Here's what he looked like as a kid.)
- Adaptation Al Late Appearance (And here's what he'll look like in the future!)
- Adaptation Al Angst Downgrade (He's gotten more carefree as he's gotten older.)
- Adaptation Al Angst Down Grade (But he's a little down about his bad grades.)
- Adaptation Al Romance Downgrade (He's also less interested in romance.)
- Adaptation Al Romance Down Grade (His bad grades have caused trouble with his romantic life.)
- Adaptation Al Upbringing Change (He used Time Travel to change his childhood.)
- Adaptation Al Slimness (Seems like his diet's been working.)
- Ad Ark Room (Noah's Ark has a room filled with advertisements.)
- Ad Diss On Ance (This advertisment is an insult towards someone named Ance.)
- A Dick Inn, a Me (I'm going to the unfortunately-named Dick Inn.)
- A Dish On Or Able Index (Make me a working index, or I'll put this plate on your head!)
- Death Before Dish On Or... (I'd rather die than have a dish put on my head!)
- Admin Is Trivia (All Administrivia items should go to the Trivia namespace.)
- Ad Ministri Via (There's a misspelled ministry in charge of putting all the ads somewhere. Or Canis Latinicus for "To the servants' way" or assuming a different error, "The way to the servants".)
- A Dog Na Med Cat (Not all dogs hate cats. This one was kind enough to medicate one using sodium.)
- A Dog Na Med Dog (One dog used sodium to heal another.)
- Ad Option Is Not An Option (We can't take the option involving advertising.)
- AD Option Is Not An Option (Whatever you do, don't chose Option D.)
- Adopt Ion Is Not An Option (No, you cannot keep an ion for a pet.)
- A Dork Able (Show them what you can do, nerd!)
- Ad Or Kable (Please Subscribe to Our Channel if you find our ads really annoying.)
- Ad Ork Able (These ads even work on Ork.)
- Ad Ream (A stack of advertisements on paper.)
- Ad Ream Of Dawn (You read the advertisements until sunrise.)
- Mad At Ad Ream (Seeing a lot of ads can make you angry...)
- Or Was It Ad Ream? (But was it really the ads?)
- All Just Ad Ream (Turns out, yes, it was just the ads.)
- That Was Not Ad Ream (Wait, no it wasn't.)
- Only Ad Ream (You finally figure out that it was solely ads and nothing else that made you angry.)
- Dream Within Ad Ream (You sleep to get rid of your anger.)
- Dying Ad Ream (You die in your sleep, though...)
- Requiem For Ad Ream (A Mass is held to commemorate your death.)
- Based On Ad Ream (It turns out this was just a story someone wrote.)
- Nine Horrors And Ad Ream (It's in a short story collection, this being one of ten.)
- Ad Vert I Sing (An advertisement with someone singing about a green thing, or a green advertisement with someone singing)
- Advert I Sing (I'm singing a jingle.)
- Ad Vert Is In G (Apparently the aforementioned song is in the key of G.)
- Advert Is In G (The jingle is in the key of G.)
- Advertising Dis GUI, Sed AS News... (Advertise this graphical user interface, the Australian news said...)
- A For Giving Index (Give this index to someone as a present.)
- A Forgiving In Dex (Someone who doesn't speak English very well, but who is very forgiving, lives in a place called Dex.)
- A For Giving In Dex (People in Dex are giving out presents.)
- A Fri Cat Rail (A railroad for cats that's only available to ride on Friday)
- Afterlife Ant E-Chamber (A virtual chamber full of ghost ants.)
- After Life Tropes (...there are death tropes.)
- A Gent Mulder (yes, we already know that Mulder is a man, and maybe you need to work on your English.)
- A Gent Peacock (And we know peacocks are male too.)
- Age NT Peacock (How old is this neurotypical peacock?)
- A Gent Scully (um, no, Scully's not a man.)
- A Gent Peacock (And we know peacocks are male too.)
- A Gent To The Stars (Let's send this gentleman off into space!)
- A God Ami (Sailor Moon
Possession Sue fanfic? A Physical God friend who also happens to be French?)- Ago Dam I (A long time ago, I built a dam.)
- A Go NY Beam (This transporter beam sends you to New York, where you can root for your favorite sports team in the greater New York metro area.)
- Ago NY Beam (This transporter beam sends you to New York... In the past!)
- Agony Be AM (Morning time sucks.)
- A Hem (That's what you call the edge of a piece of fabric which has been folded over and sewn down.)
- AI R Man (The artificial intelligences are declaring sentience!)
- Air Plan E (Plan E involves air.)
- AI r Plan E (Plan E involves artificial intelligence.)
- Air Vent P: Ass Age Way (Going through Air Vent P is a way to make your bum grow older.)
- Air Vent Pass Age Way (If you want to avoid going down the path that makes you older, go through the air vent.)
- AI r Vent Passageway (All the artificial intelligence involves a vent that people pass through.)
- AI r Vent Pass Age Way (The AI's are venting while going past the path that makes you older.)
- Alas, Poor's Crappy (It's hard having no money.)
- Alas, Poor Villa in... (Somebody's too sad about a run-down villa that they forgot where it was.)
- Alien Slack Attributes (The main trait of these aliens is slacking off.)
- Aliens Lack At Tributes (Aliens are a bit lacking when they try to make tributes.)
- Alien Slack At Tributes (A tribute that involves an alien slacking off.)
- Aliens Pace Bats (The aliens played a nice game of sports with bats. I played baseball and cricket with them.)
- All Beer I Sale (We Sell Everything... everything that is beer, that is.)
- All Be Eris Ale (Everything can be an ingredient to beer of discord.)
- All Mena Re: Perverts (Someone sent an email with the subject line "perverts" and every woman named Mena in town is replying to it.)
- All The Rapists Are Muggles (The Masquerade could never dare commit such deplorable crimes.)
- All To Morrows (Pack your bags, everyone, because we're going to Morrows!)
- All Women Loves Hoes (It’s not just the men who are callers!)
- All Women Loves Hoe S (The women love the hoe between Hoes R and T.)
- All Women Love Shoe S (The brand of shoe called "S" is the most popular among the women.)
- Almost Let Hal Weapons (Sure, Hal, you can have these weapo— oops, you almost got me there!)
- Non Let Hal Warfare (Hal isn't allowed to enlist in the army, of course.)
- Let Hal Eat? Er, Y? (Why should I let Hal eat? It's not like he needs food to survive, or anything.)
- Let Hal Chef (Fine, he can eat, but he has to cook the food himself!)
- Inverse Law of Utility and Let Hal IT? Y? (Why is there this scientific law mocking Hal's poor tech support skills?)
- Let Hal Joke Character (I want you to allow Hal to play a joke on a character.)
- Alpha Bet Song (Someone named Alpha made a bet on a song.)
- (Alpha Bet Son? G! (Alpha's a nasty piece of work! She was willing to bet her own son!)
- AlphaBit.ch (A Swiss IT company has its own webpage.)
- Academic.AlphaBit.ch (Here's where you can learn about our company.)
- Alp: "Ha, Bitch!" (A mountain laughs at a female dog.)
- Alp: "Ha, Blocks!" (The mountain is laughing at some blocks.)
- Alpha Block S (Alpha is blocking the letter S.)
- Alphablock S (That is the name of a character on the actual show.)
- Alter Nate His Tory (Why should we alter Nate the Tory?)
- Alternate Hi Story (What if they met a different way?)
- Alter Nate History (Let's change Nate's backstory.)
- Alter Nat E History (Natalie Elizabeth History could do with some alterations.)
- Alter Nate Music Video (A music video about changing Nate.)
- Alternate Hi Story? Nazi Victory! (If we'd met differently, the Nazis would have won!)
- Alter Nate History? Nazi Victory! (Don't go back in time to change Nate's past, or else the Nazis will end up winning.)
- Alter Nate His Tory? Nazi Victory! (Altering Nate the Tory would result in a Nazi victory.)
- Alter Nat E. History? Nazi Victory! (Same applies to Natalie Elizabeth History.)
- Alternative Character Interpret At Ion (This character is a bit unconventional and likes to interpret things while doing chemistry.)
- Alternative Joke Interpret At Ion (Let's meet at the lab and interpret some jokes in unconventional ways.)
- Al Was Awakening (...to the construction noises outside.)
- Amblin' Entertainment (Games about taking a slow stroll.)
- Amazing Freakingg Race (When you're excited about The Amazing Race, you can't even type straight!)
- Amazing Freak In Ggrace (Somebody mentioned an impressive weirdo while saying grace. And also could not spell.)
- America? Nah. (Someone dismisses America.)
- Amon Gus (Gus becomes the chief god of ancient Egypt.)
- A Moral Attorney (Not all lawyers are bad.)
- A Moral At Torney (Let's learn a valuable lesson at a place called Torney.)
- Amoral At Torney (A morally ambiguous person lives there too.)
- Amusing In Juries (Courtroom Antics.)
- Ana Chrono X (Ana, Crono and X crossover?)
- Anal Og Horror (Og's unyieldingly fastiduous to such an extent that he frightens everyone around him.)
- Analy Sis (I'm SO NOT going there. Anyone into that would probably spell it that way, too.)
- Ana Lysis (Ana the cell is breaking up)
- An Alys Is... (Well? What is an alys?)
- Anal Y Sis (Why is my sister obsessed with her butt?)
- And I'm UST's Cream (I'm an ointment tube used for Unresolved Sexual Tension...)
- Andi Must Scream (A person named Andi must scream.)
- And Or (It's either about one thing, another thing, or both.)
- And Roid Games (There's regular games and 'roidnote games.)
- ...And That Little Girl Was ME (...yes, The Wizard of Oz is more than what it looks like on the surface, but it's probably not an allegory specifically regarding Maine.)
- And Your Little Dog To O (I'm giving your little dog to Oliver.)
- And Your Reward is Cloth E's (Letter "E"s made of cloth aren't much of a reward.)
- And Your Reward Is Ed Ible (Your achievement unlocks Ed Ible, who is able but idle.)
- Angel ICT Ropes (There are no computers in heaven, so instead angels use a system of ropes to communicate.)
- A Nice Gun (Bling-Bling-BANG!)
- A Nice Person (Nobody likes mean people.)
- A Nice Suit (Everybody likes a sharp-dressed man.)
- Animal Arm Aged Don (The arm of the crazy pink Muppet increased the age of some random guy called Don.)
- Animal? Ja, M! (Someone from Germany or Sweden is affirming to someone with the first initial M that what they saw was indeed an animal.)
- Animals Lack At Tributes (Animals aren't very good at making tributes.)
- Animal Slack At Tributes (A tribute to lazy animals.)
- Animal Slack Attributes (A species with laziness as a trait.)
- Animal's Wee Ton Object (That tiny thing the animal was holding is surprisingly heavy!)
- Anim Ate Body Parts (An animation about cannibals.)
- Anim Ate Inanimate Object (An animation about Extreme Omnivores.)
- Ant E-Piece (Ever wished your ants were more than ants? Here we offer the latest and greatest cyber-augmentations for your ants!)
- Anthro Pic Principle (People draw fanart of furry characters.)
- Anthropomorphic F Ood (There's an anthropomorphic letter F next to an Ood.)
- Ant I Disestablishmentarianism (An ant has its own religion called "disestablishmentarianism".)
- Ant I Christmas Song (I'm a carol-singing ant.)
- Ant I Climax (An ant having an orgasm. Wait, do ants even have orgasms?)
- Ant, I Hero! (Informing an ant that you are a hero.)
- Ant, I Villain! (Informing an ant you are a villain.)
- Ant, I Sue! (Informing an ant you are a lawyer.)
- Ant, I Magic! (Informing an ant you are a magician.)
- Ant, I Grinding! (Informing an ant you are a metalworker.)
- Ant, I Armor! (Informing an ant you are a blacksmith.)
- Ant, I Humor! (Informing an ant you are a comedian.)
- Ant, I Rage Quitting! (Informing an ant you are a sore loser.)
- Ant, I Idling! (Informing an ant that you're lazy.)
- Ant I Love Song (Did I ever tell you how much I love ants? That Reminds Me of a Song!)
- Anti Poops OC King (The king of Orange County has declared no one may poop!)
- Any One Candie (Mmm… tasty!)
- Anyone Can D (i.e.)... (Someone declares that "Anyone can D" and is about to explain what the "D" stands for.)
- Anything Butt Hat ("Uuuuuuhhh... This hat looks like a butt." "Yeah, but it can do anything!")
- A Pathetic Teacher (This teacher is just hopeless.)
- A Path Y Index (An index about Path Y.)
- A Path Y In Dex (Path Y is in a town called Dex.)
- Apathy In Dex (No one in Dex is very interested.)
- A Pop Hen, I a Plot (A hen who loves pop music but doesn't have very good English declares that she's a plot.)
- App Lied, Phlebotinum (An app lied to a phlebotinum.)
- Archen Emy (An Archen named Emy.)
- Are A 51 (You are number 51.)
- Ark Ham Horror (One of Noah's sons is terrified of the animals on the Ark?)
- AR MOR (Man, Augmented Reality games have really stopped taking risks nowadays.)
- Arr, I Val! (A pirate with broken English named Val introduces themselves.)
- As Best OS... Free Cereal! (Since we make the best computer software, we're hosting a cereal giveaway.)
- Ash Can Copy (Someone named Ash is able to mimic others.)
- Asia 'n' Airhead (This story follows a protagonist who must adapt to living in Asia despite being an idiot.)
- Asia 'n' Babymama (A man tries to find the mother of his baby while searching all of Asia.)
- Asian Baby: "Mama!" (An Asian baby calls out for their mother.)
- Asian Seat Pets (Pets from Asia always like to have a nice place to sit.)
- Ask The Trope Rs (A place to ask the Trope "R"s.)
- Ask the Troper, S! ("Hey, how does that trope wiki work?" "I dunno, S, ask the troper!")
- Ass Ass I Nation Attempt (A donkey had a bottom so large that people tried to colonize it.)
- As Shole Victim (As the shoal victim went through his ordeal, the newspaper reporting the incident misspelled its article's title.)
- Asshole Vic Tim (Vic and Tim are next to a jerk.)
- As S Shove (And as the letter S was shoved away...)
- A Steroids Monster (Talk about 'roid rage!)
- Ate I Tall (I ate so much that I grew taller!)
- "Ate IT!" - Al L. (Al, whose last initial is "L", realised he ate a computer.)
- Atlant Is... (Well? What is Atlant?)
- Attack At Tack Retreat Retreat (Attack where the tack is, then retreat.)
- Attack at Tack Re: Treat Retreat: (Someone sends an email asking how to protect their retreat full of confections. Someone responds saying to attack at the tack.)
- Attack! Attack! Re: Treat Retreat (Failing that, just attack anywhere so they won't get your treats.)
- Attack Reflect Or... (Reflect the attack or what?)
- Deflect Or Shields (You better deflect the attack or I'll put up my shields!)
- Atro City Montage (Just come with me, and I'll show you Atro City's waiting for you!)
- The Atro City Archive (I'll tell you all about the city's history.)
- Audience Coloring Adaptation (In this version, it's completely recolored by fans of the series!)
- Au, G-Men, Ted, Real IT? Y? (You mean to tell me that a block of gold, some clones of G-Man, and Ted are all certified IT specialists? How'd that happen?)
- Auto Mat On Horses (A machine to automatically place mats on horses.)
- Auto Psy (Automatic Psychology? Automobile Psychology?)
- Alien Auto Psy (The above IN SPACE!)
- Auto Psy Snack Time (All this deciding what "auto" is short for is making me hungry.)
- Autopsy Snack Tim E (Tim Evans is having a snack while performing an autopsy.)
- Auto Psy Snack Tim E (He's getting in on this "auto psy" business too.)
- A Vert Ed Trope (A trope about green education.)
- Averted T Rope (Someone avoids a rope with a T on it.)
- Avoid The Dreaded Grating (Keep that grater away from my cheese!)
- Awe Some Ego (Even though the guy was really conceited, we tried to impress him anyway.)
- Awesome. Yet, I'm Practical! (That's awesome, but I'm still practical despite it.)
- Axe SAT, School! (I don't want to take the SAT, schools should just get rid of it already.)
- AxIsPowerSheTalia (I really love my ax. It makes me feel strong. Oh, that girl over there sharpening my ax? That's Talia.)
- Bad Act Or Good Liar (Write a bad play or tell me a convincing lie!)
- Bad As Sad Orable (Are happy orables any better?)
- Bad As Sad Or Able (What's so bad about being able?)
- Bad Ass Adorable (This donkey is evil, but cute.)
- Bad As S Adorable (What's so bad about cute S's?)
- Bad As Sand Child Duo (These desert children are really getting on my nerves.)
- Bad As Sand Baby (They just get younger and younger.)
- Bad As S And Child Duo (I hate that kid and letter S who walk around together!)
- Bad As S And Baby (Worse yet, the kid's not even out of diapers yet!)
- Bad As Scape (I hate this as much as RuneScape!)
- Bad As Screw (Hey, some of us like ...!)
- Bad As S Decay (This is just as bad as a rotten letter S.)
- Bad Ass Decay (The rotting corpse of an evil donkey or someone's rump is decaying badly.)
- Bad As Sin A Nice Suit (How can someone who dresses so fine be so evil?)
- Bad Ass In Distress (The evil donkey is in danger.)
- Bad As S In Distress (This is just as bad as an endangered letter!)
- Bad As Sin Distress (This is just as bad as when the villain was in distress.)
- Badass In Dis Tress (A badass is hiding in someone's hair.)
- Bad As Sin Dis Tress (This hair is awful!)
- Bad As S In Dis Tress (This is just as bad as having an "S" in your hair.)
- Bad Ass? Long Coat! (A method of hiding your malformed derriere.)
- Not-So-Bad Ass? Long Coat (Coats are still cool, though, so you can wear them no matter what.)
- Bad As Son Paper (My son makes terrible paper.)
- Bad As Sun Intentional (The sun was designed to be bad, and this is just as bad.)
- Bad As Sun In Tent Ion Al (Informing a superhero named Ion Al that this is just as bad as having the sun in your tent.)
- Badass Trans Plant (A badass transgender plant.)
- Bad Ass Transplant (The rectal transplant did not go well.)
- Bad Ex-Port for You (This place used to be a port, but it was so bad it was closed down.)
- No Ex-Port for You (This port is the only one we have, so it has to stay open.)
- Late Ex-Port for You (Finally! That port got closed!)
- Ex-Port Save (Wait a second! We can save it!)
- Remade for the Ex-Port (They rebuilt the port, so now it's good.)
- Better Ex-Port for You (They're going to close it down again, but at least it was better while it lasted.)
- Bad Bad Act In G (A terrible play with music in the key of G.)
- Bad B Ad Acting (A horribly-acted ad for the letter "B".)
- Bad B Ad Act In G (It was also in the key of G.)
- Bad B Ad Acting (A horribly-acted ad for the letter "B".)
- Bad New S In A Good Way (The new S we got is So Bad, It's Good.)
- Bad New Sir, Relevant News (I have some important news! We have a new boss, and they're not friendly!)
- Bad New S, Irrelevant News (The new S we got is bad, but that's not important.)
- Bad PR E-Sent (Someone used the web to cause a public relations problem.)
- Banana In Theta IL Pipe (The Trans-Illinois Pipeline named after the eighth letter in the Greek alphabet has a banana in it.)
- Ban An A In The Tailpipe (Don't put letters in my car!)
- Ban Ana In The Tailpipe (Hey, Ana, stop fooling around in my tailpipe!)
- Ban Ana In Theta IL Pipe (And don't go up that pipeline either!)
- Ban An A In Theta IL Pipe (If you keep putting that 'A' there, they'll think it's the Alpha Theta IL Pipe.)
- Ban Ned In China (Ned's not allowed into China.)
- Ban Ned Episode (There's an episode of a show about banning Ned.)
- Ban Ned From Argo (Where's Argo? Either way, Ned won't be going there anytime soon.)
- Return Of The Ban Ned (Ned tried to get back into a place he was banned from.)
- Banonai (I don't know what it is, but it sounds Japanese.)
- Banon AI (An AI named was meant to be named Bannon, but they forgot the second N)
- Bantering Baddie? Bud Dies. (Bud bites the dust if an enemy so much as squeaks.)
- Bar, Eh? and Ed Puppet R Y (A Cloud Cuckoolander who can't spell says that a Canadian bar and a puppet named Ed are the letter Y.)
- Bar Red From The Afterlife (The color red is no longer allowed when designing heaven and hell)
- Bars In Ister (Are there any bars along the Ister?)
- Bar S in Ister (S has been imprisoned in Ister.)
- Sin Ister Spy Agency (There's a group of spies ready to catch anybody who tries to sin along the Ister.)
- Bat Hos (Winged blood-sucking vampire hookers that live in caves?)
- Bath OS (An operating system used by bathroom computers.)
- Baths are "FU, N!" (Baths are an insult to N.)
- Battle Atop Thepoles (Thepoles? Is that some mountain in Greece?)
- Battle Ford: Ream Island (A movie where a Ford designed for combat journeys to an island made of paper.)
- Battle for Dre, A Misland (It appears we have mislanded our plane and crashed! Looks like we have to declare war in our hopes to meet Dr. Dre...)
- Battle Coup Le (Someone who speaks bad French is warning us that a violent coup is coming.)
- Battle Starg Alactica (Alactica, your mission is to prevent Starg from eating everything.)
- Battles Tar Galactica (Now you can fight tar... IN SPACE!)
- Battles Targ Alactica (Alactica is fighting a Targ.)
- Battles Trip (You'd better pack some weapons before setting out on this journey. Or, The Stations of the Canon but with famous fight scenes.)
- Be At (Where should I be?)
- Be a "T" (Your role is the letter T.)
- Be At Panel (See you at the Fan Convention!)
- Beans Talk Parody (A talk show about a bunch of living beans who make satirical jokes.)
- Beat Man IA (IA is now a man who serves as a music-themed Robot Master.)
- Beats Tream (I finally beat Tream! Such a hard boss.)
- Be At Stream (Meet me at the river.)
- Beauty In Version (A sort of Adaptational Attractiveness?)
- Bear Sare Bad News
- Bea's Tars (Bea starts up a tar collection for reasons yet to be explained.)
- Be Art Ropes (These ropes should be painted over!)
- Beef Band Age (There was an era where beef-themed bands were strangely common.)
- Be EF Gate (Why can't you be more like gate EF?)
- Be ER Commercials (Why can't you be more like commercials for the emergency room?)
- Beg One Bribe (Oh please, one bribe is all I ask!)
- Bend Row Ned (Bend, row. Bend, row. Hey, Ned! Keep up the pace, will ya? Bend and row!)
- Ben Drow Ned (A dark elf is standing between Ben and Ned, for some reason.)
- Bend Rowned (That's not how you spell 'round'!)
- Ben Dr Owned (This property belongs to Doctor Ben.)
- Best Ed At Bowling (I bet I can beat Ed at this bowling match.)
- Bet A Test (I bet you won't take this test!)
- Beton Soldier (The Engineer responisble for pouring concrete.)
- Big B Ad (Billboard for a low-budget feature film; Alternatively, one of those teaser ads that won't exactly tell you what they advertise until it's too late.)
- Bi G Bad (An evil, bisexual letter G.)
- Mistaken For B Ad Vision (A billboard for such a movie? I don't believe my eyes!)
- Big? Da! *mplot* ("Is that big? Yes it is!" followed by onomatopoeia for what is either smacking one's lips or bubbling swampwater.)
- Big Dam 'n' Heroes (A large dam and some heroes.)
- Big Dam 'n' Movie (A large dam and a movie.)
- Big Do Or... (You'd better throw me a huge party, or else!)
- Big Eat... Er... (Wait, what did Big eat again?)
- Bi Geat ER (Bisexual Geats need somewhere to get healed, after all...)
- Big Eat ER (An emergency room which specifically deals with obesity. Either that, or Big ate the emergency room.)
- Bi Gal Game (A game for bisexual women.)
- Big End Books (Big is going to destroy literature.)
- Big Electrics Witch (A large witch with Shock and Awe powers.)
- Big Go OD (Big, please go suffer a drug overdose.)
- Big, Screwed-Up Fam: "ILY!" (This family told me they loved me, but I'm not sure how to take it since they're screwed-up!)
- Big W Hat (Wearing a large piece of headgear with the letter W on it.)
- Bi? G, Why? (Some people just can't figure out why other people are bi-sexual.)
- Bi? G, No! (Talk about biphobia.)
- Bi? G, What?! (Some people are just confused about bisexuality.)
- Bi? G, Yes! (And other people are enthusiastic about it!)
- BIOS Hock (An octopus has a BIOSH, whatever that is.
- BIOS Hock Infinite (Now they have an infinite amount of them.)
- Cultures Hock (Pawning things is very important in some cultures.)
- Schools Hock (Schools pawn their unneeded supplies.)
- Shells Hock Silence (Some sentient shells are somehow pawning silence.)
- Statics Hock
- System S Hock
- Thunders Hock (A sports team called the Thunders are pawning their old equipment.)
- Bi Shonen (A young Japanese bisexual male. Alternatively, an action-oriented anime for bisexual viewers.)
- Bitch Al Er... T. (For someone who hates Al T., you can't seem to remember her name.)
- 'Bi? Tch...' Alert (What do you have against bi-sexual people?)
- B Itch Alert (A letter B that warns about itchiness.)
- Bitchin' Sheep's Clothing (Bitchin' clothing for a sheep.)
- Black LA Goon (A staple of crime films set in Southern California.)
- "Black Magic, Ian!" Girl (The Agent Mulder to Ian's Agent Scully.)
- "White Magic, Ian!" Girl (She becomes a born-again Christian and insists everything is the work of God.)
- Blamed For Being Railroad Ed (the famous train robber, Railroad Ed, was believed to be caught...but the cops actually accused the wrong guy!)
- B Leak Level (The B-leak in engineering is approaching critical levels! We need to evacuate personnel immediately!)
- Bludgeon Ed To Death (Oh my, that's violent!)
- Blue Me An Scold (Paint me blue and then scold someone.)
- Boar Ding Party (Letting a pig loose at a fiesta.)
- Boar Ding Pod (Letting a pig loose at a Christian Rock concert.)
- Bokurano Hentai (Ew.)
- Bold I 'n' Flat Ion (The letter "I" written in bold, and a Paper People ion.)
- Bolivia Narmy Ending (The country of Bolivia is destroyed in a way that's supposed to be dramatic, but ends up being funny.)
- Boo By Trap (Don't go near that ghost! It's a trap!)
- Boo Ken DS (A Nintendo DS game starring Ken as both a parody of Street Fighter and a crossover with Super Mario Bros. Characters from both series wear joke sports mascot-like costumes over their normal clothes; Ken's looks like a Boo.)
- Booken DS (A Japanese Nintendo DS game called Adventure.)
- Booms Tick (The Incredibly Obvious Bomb is ticking.)
- Bow Sand Errors (A lot of things can go wrong when you try to make a bow out of sand.)
- Box Ed Set (I don't like Ed's television set. Let's pack it up.)
- Box Ed's E.T. (We need to resell Ed's rare copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial!)
- Ben to Box Entertainment (Ben's going to put ET in a box.)
- Bra In Bleach (And there goes colour off my bra...)
- Brain, Less Beauty (Someone who's smart, but not as attractive.)
- Bra In Less Beauty (The bra isn't as beautiful as it was.)
- Bra In Washed And Crazy (I washed a crazy bra.)
- Brainwash Ed And Crazy (Ed's been brainwashed and everything's going haywire.)
- Bra In Wash Residue (Looks like you'll have to wash it again.)
- Brainy Pi! G! (Someone is impressed at how brainy someone is being able to calculate pi.)
- The Bread Winner (And Your Reward Is bread!)
- Break the Co-Med, Ian! (The villain tells their sidekick, Ian, to break the doctor's assistant.)
- Break the Cut, i.e. ... (Someone tells someone else to "break the cut" and is about to explain what that means.)
- The Broc Ode (A song about broccoli)
- Bro Ken Ace (My brother Ken is the best!)
- Broke NACE (The National Association of Colleges and Employers is out of money.)
- Broke 'n' Ace (I'm poor and either asexual or really good at something.)
- Broke NACE (The National Association of Colleges and Employers
- Bro Ken Aesop (Here's a moral about my brother Ken.)
- Broke 'n' Aesop (We're very poor and here's a moral.)
- Bro Ken Angel (The reason Ken is so great is because he's actually an angel in disguise.)
- Bro Ken Armor Boss Battle (It was a really sad day when the Player Character had come to blows with their best pal, Ken Armor.)
- Broken Arm Or Boss Battle (If you don't beat this boss, it will break your arm!)
- Broke 'N' Base (Someone who is broke is also immoral)
- Bro Ken Base (Here's Ken's base.)
- Bro Ken Bird (Ken underwent a Gender Bender and is now a woman.)
- Broke 'n' Bird (I've got a new canary and no money.)
- Bro Ken Bridge (Ken's waiting for us on the other side of this bridge.)
- Broke 'n' Bridge (We've got no money, only a bridge.)
- Bro Ken Hero (Ken saves the day and becomes a hero.)
- Broke 'n' Hero (The hero is poor.)
- Bro Ken Record (Here's a record of songs about Ken.)
- Broke 'n' Record (You're poor, but you have a rare vinyl record.)
- Bro Ken Smile (Ken doesn't smile often, but when he does it's beautiful.)
- Broke 'n' Smile (The poor manage to keep happy anyway.)
- Bro Ken Tears (You made Ken cry! How could you?)
- Broke 'n' Tears (Someone's crying because they're very poor.)
- Brothers, I... Narms (your cheesy acting ruins an announcement to your brothers)
- "Brought to You" by The Letters (My favorite song!)
- BS How (how can this be B.S.?)
- Bud Dies (No! Bud! Wake up, Bud!)
- Air Bud Dies ("Air Bud! Wake up! Noooooooooooo!" Even Jacksfilms thought the title was unfortunate.)
- Bug BO (What is this, Old Spice for ants?)
- Bum Bling Dad (This dad isn't afraid to wear some sparkle.)
- Bum Bling Henchmen Duo (Two henchmen are united because of their sparkling pants.)
- Bum Bling Sidekick (Why should the protagonist be the one who gets to wear the flashy trousers?)
- Burnt He Witch (A warlock is no less susceptible to Kill It with Fire than a female witch.)
- Bus By Berkeley Number (It helps to know the schedule if you're taking classes there and you don't have a car.)
- Butlers Pace (When they're not serving or murdering anybody.)
- But Le R Space (Someone is objecting to something in bad French because it would interfere with the storage space for "R"s.)
- But Not To Ow Hite ("But not to— OW! Who threw this Korean beer at me?")
- Pretty Fly For 'Aw, Hite!' Guy (We're very sorry for any inconvenience caused by Korean beer. Please take this attractive insect as compensation.)
- But Not To O. White ("Orson White is sensitive about mail, so don't give him it. Give it to his brother.")
- But No! T-too White! (Y-you know I'm scared of white things!)
- But Not To Obi ("Send this to any of your favorite Star Wars characters, but not to Obi Wan.")
- "But Not T" - Oobi (Oobi tells Grampu that he doesn't want tea (or the letter T).)
- But Not T-Oobi (The creator of Oobi argues with the executives that he certainly does not want an episode where Oobi wants to be like T-Pain.)
- But Not Toob, I! (Someone who speaks in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe doesn't like YouTube.)
- "But Not T" - Oobi (Oobi tells Grampu that he doesn't want tea (or the letter T).)
- But Not To O Black (Send this to anyone except Olivia Black.)
- But Not To O Gay (Send it to anyone except Oscar Gay.)
- Butt On Mashing (Get your butt off my mashed potatoes!)
- Butts Ticker (Either a clock or a bomb shaped like a pair of buttocks.)
- Butt Stick ER (Where you go when you're the victim of an Ass Shove.)
- But Wait, There Smore! (Wait, I want to sit there and enjoy this smore.)
- By Thee, Yes, of the Blind (Sounds like a line in an archaic poem.)
C-D
- Calling You Rat Tacks (That's a... creative insult, I guess?)
- Calling: "You r Nausea!" (Someone phoned just to compare you to nausea.)
- Camera Ab Use (Putting a camera on your abs.)
- Cameras Crew (They filmed it.)
- Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Abs -- Ur DS Kill! (I'm cooking on a campfire with my stomach. Wait, did you kill someone with a Nintendo DS!?)
- Cancell Ed (Apparently Ed has been caught in a massive scandal and is being cancelled by Twitter.)
- Uncancel Ed (...until Ed assures that he wasn't involved in it at all.)
- Cancel L, Ed! (Hey Ed, we need you to cancel L!)
- C Anon (A 12-step program to help students with their mediocre grades.)
- Can On Foreigner (Look, that Funny Foreigner is wearing a can as a hat.)
- C? Anon Foreigner! (See, that person's from overseas and is anonymous.)
- Can On Immigrant (And that immigrant is also wearing a can as a hat.)
- C? Anon Immigrant! (See? That person's an anonymous immigrant.)
- Capcom Sequel Stag Nation (Capcom made a sequel to a game about a country run by deer.)
- Can't De-Fault Tom Urder (Tom Urder is being accused and wants to clear his name, but Failure Is the Only Option.)
- Most Likely Tom Urder (Most people think he committed the crime.)
- Captain Slog (The Captain leads his crew through the Bubblegloop Swamp.)
- Captain's Lo-G (The Captain has a low-gravity room.)
- Cap Slock
- Cara Van Palace (A Croatian RV dealership.)
- Car Go Cult (A cult centered around worshipping vehicles.)
- Car Go Envy (I wish my car went that fast...)
- Car Go Ship (A car drives onto a boat.)
- Cargo's Hip (Yeah, man, our cargo is cool!)
- Car, Meet Shouse (Shouse, (CRASH) meet car (distant thud).)
- Car Men Sand I Ego (I want to have the Car Men's Sand for myself.)
- Car Men San Die Go (But my rival wants them to die quickly.)
- Car Men (Male auto mechanics.)
- Car Men San Diego (There are some mechanics in San Diego, too.)
- Where On Earth Is Car Men San Diego (They're in San Diego, of course!)
- Where In Space Is Car Men San Diego (Are there even any cars in space?)
- Where In Time Is Car Men San Diego (And these mechanics are time travelers, too!)
- Car Ni Vore Confusion (You actually swallowed a car made of nickel? How?!)
- Carnivore Con Fusion (Two scamming carnivores were fused together.)
- Carpe Trolled Corpse (An old-timey carp pulled a prank on a dead body.)
- Cast From Life's Pan (When life throws you out of the frying pan and into the fire.)
- Cast Full of Ga? Y? (Why is there so much gallium in this cast?)
- Cast Levania (You know what this movie needs? A gothic metal band from Italy!)
- Cat Fishing (So they can get something to eat.)
- Cats Care (And you think Cats Are Mean!)
- Jumps Care (How is that possible?)
- Immune To Jumps Cares (Doesn't matter. I don't care anymore.)
- Spooky's Jumps Care Mansion
- Reds Care (Maybe communists do, though)
- Red Scar E (Weinan E has a red scar.)
- Mirrors Care (Your reflection loves you.)
- Door Handles Care (If they didn't care, you wouldn't be able to open the doors.)
- Fake Kills Care
- Flats Care
- Bats Care
- Re Entrys Care
- Scooby Doo Camps Care
- Jumps Care (How is that possible?)
- Cat Shat E Water (Oooh, that's a very bad sign.)
- C Ave Man (About the guy from Avenue C in Manhattan's Lower East side. They did a bunch of sequels, remember?)
- Contemporary C Ave Man (Let's talk about today's people on Avenue C.)
- Con Temporary C Ave Man (A con lived on Avenue C for a while, then moved away.)
- Convert Ed Into A Weapon
- Teenage C Ave Man (Let's talk about the teenagers there, too.)
- All C Ave Men Were Neanderthals (Thought Neanderthals went extinct? Turns out they live in Manhattan.)
- Handsome Heroic C Ave Man (Mr. Fanservice lives there, too!)
- Caves Tory (Cavemen's British Conservative Party politics.)
- Censor Ed For Comedy (Let's censor what Ed says as a joke.)
- Censored for Co-Med? Y? (Why was this censored just for featuring a medical assistant?)
- Censor Ed Title (The title of Ed's book is a bit inappropriate.)
- Censored Tit Le (This woman is flashing everyone and speaking bad French! Better censor her!)
- Cent A Ur World (Somebody sold your home planet for big bucks.)
- Chandler Slaw (When in doubt, have a man come through a door with chopped cabbage in his hand.)
- Character C Heck (Let's include Characters A and B, and, heck, let's even include Character C.)
- Characters Hill (All the characters of this show live on the same hill.)
- C. Heap Heat (Keeping oneself warm with a heap of coal.)
- Child Ball Ads (Adverts for toy balls.)
- Chil do Flight (Chil, are you ready for takeoff?)
- Children Area Waste (Did you hear about the new play park being built? Such a waste of space!)
- Children Are In No Cent (Children should never be given money!)
- Christ In "E" (You church goers know that wonderful old hymn, everybody now!)Christ in E is to live / to die is to gain...
- Christ, Ian! Fiction! (Ian Cannot Tell Fiction from Reality.)
- Christ, Ian! I Ty! ("Jesus Christ, Ian! For the last time, my name is Ty!")
- Christ, Ian! Rock! ("Hey, Ty, what are mountains made of again?")
- Christ, Ian Met Al? (Did Ian really meet Weird Al?!)
- Christianity Is Cat-Holic (In this universe, Christianity is obsessed with cats.)
- "Christ, Ian! Ity is Catholic!" (No really, Ity is Catholic.)
- Cat-Holic Schoolgirls Rule (Apparently, schoolgirls obsessed with cats rule.)
- Catholic S Chool Girls Rule (A place governed by women with Catholics being part of the Rule of Cool?)
- Christians Later (Are the Christians here now? No, they'll be along later.)
- Christmas Rush Ed (Ed's rushing to find a present for Christmas, otherwise he'll have to go Convenience Store Gift Shopping!)
- Christmas T Ropes: Someone's using T-shaped ropes as Christmas decorations.
- Chun Ithm (Chun-Li takes up a music career.)
- City's Licker (A quality liquor brand originally produced by Arnold City Jr., grandson of Arnold City... What, you thought this was someone licking the streets?)
- Clarke Slaw For Girls Toys (Clarke is feeding coleslaw to the toys of some girls.)
- Clark E Slaw For Girls Toys (Clark Edwards has made some cabbage for the toys of some girls.)
- Clark E's Law for Girls' Toys (Clark E. has tried to make laws on what toys girls should play with.)
- Clarkes Law For Girl S Toys (Clarke has made a law for what the girl between Girl R and Girl T can play with.)
- Clark E's Law for Girl S Toys (And so has Clark Edwards.)
- Clean As I.A. (This is clean as Iowa!)
- Clan Nad (Presumably this clan is fond of jock straps.)
- Clawing A Town Throat (Seems like a cut-throat place.)
- Clips? How? (How'd you get those scissors?)
- Clockworks Are A... (Well, what are clockworks?)
- Clone Sare People Too (...oh. And by the way, can you clone people from Sare too?)
- Clothing Da Mage and Hat Da Mage (description of putting on a Robe and Wizard Hat?)
- Da Mage Typing (Different types of wizards can cast different types of spells.)
- Cloth In G Damage (The cloth stored in Department G is damaged.)
- Clue From Ed (Ed has a clue to help us solve the mystery!)
- Note from Ed. (Ed left us a note, too!)
- Clue: Less Aesop (Here's a clue: the story has less of a moral now.)
- Cod Rag-ons (Fish who like to mock people.)
- College Is High School: Part 2 (The long-awaited second installment of College Is High School)
- College is High! (School Part, 2) (College is where Everybody Must Get Stoned! (And there's also the education part.))
- Colds Nap (If you're sick with a cold, a nap is a good way to cure it.)
- Colorful Son, G! (Wow, your son is wearing a lot of colours!)
- Colo Ur Coded Timestop (First time Colo used that code, and it froze time. Oops.)
- Combat Cues Tick (When you get into a fight, the timer starts ticking!)
- Comb At UN Interrupt US (A meeting of the United Nations is interrupted when someone throws a comb at the United States Ambassador)
- Comb At Tropes (Tropes about brushes and combs)
- Come Back Tomorrow (Thank you, come again.)
- Co Medic Spanking (Either the doctor's assistant is into BDSM or someone's punishing them abusively.)
- Co Medic Span King (The doctor's assistant is spanning the King.)
- Comedic Span King (The king's reign is portrayed as a joke.)
- Co Medic Spank Ing (The doctor's assistant is spanking Ing.)
- Co Medic Spank In G (They wrote a song about the time the doctor's assistant was spanked.)
- Comedic Spank In G (A Black Comedy song about spanking.)
- Co Medic Underwear Exposure (The doctor's assistant has been de-pantsed.)
- Comedic Underwear Expo? Sure! (You want me to give some funny exposition about underwear? I mean, that's strange, but sure, I'll do it!)
- Comet! O, Gawk! (Look at that comet!)
- Co-Mical Coffee Cup (Your co-worker Michael ordered a coffee cup with his name on it, but they accidentally spelled it wrong.)
- Comic Ally Missing The Point (Your friend is the Plucky Comic Relief because he misses the point so much.)
- Comically Mis-Sing the Point (You try to win a debate through song, but you're Hollywood Tone-Deaf to the point of hilarity.)
- Comic Ally Serious (Your friend has finally stopped fooling around.)
- Comic Al Overreacting (Al is funny because he overreacts so much.)
- Comp Any Cameo (Compensate anyone who was in this work without their knowledge, no matter how minor of a role they had.)
- Comp Any Credit Card Abuse (Compensate those who have fallen victim to credit card fraud.)
- Comp, Let 'Em On Ster (Ster has been having his way a bit too much.)
- Con Stan Tine (A remake of The Sting starring a guy named Stan.)
- Cons Trained Writing (There are classes in how to write effective scam letters!)
- Control+F, Reak! (Stop testing my patience and use the search function, Reak! I can't stand watching you scroll through that page like an ox-ass!)
- Conveniently.com Monk Ink (Monks buy all their ink from Conveniently.com.)
- Conveniently.com Mon Kink (Apparently Conveniently.com also caters to Mon fetishes.)
- Cookie Cl... Ick! Er... (Yuck, chlorine cookies taste awful! Uh... anything else?)
- Cool Air's Hip (A breeze is much more fashionable than a gust.)
- Cool B Oat (There are oat plants that form natural B-shapes. You know how cool is that?)
- Cool C Ar (Pirates think the letter C is cool.)
- Cools Hades (When Hell freezes over.)
- Cool's Hip (Ah. Of course.)
- Cool Star's Hip (A cool star's hip.)
- Cool P.E., T! (Hey, T, that's some cool physical education!)
- Cops How (These can't be policemen, all they do is eat doughnuts!)
- Corps in G (The army corps are in Barrack G.)
- Cosmic's Tar Heroine (The universe's heroine is somehow made of tar.)
- Country Matt ERs (A country guy named Matt runs several emergency rooms.)
- Family Matt ERs (A family guy named Matt runs several emergency rooms.)
- Country's Witch (Each nation has its own individual witch.)
- Coward Ice Callout ("Geez, ice! I've heard of getting cold feet, but this is ridiculous!")
- Crack Ed (Ed refuses to say no to drugs. Or "crackhead" in Cockney.)
- C.R. Ass (A donkey from Costa Rica.)
- "Creepy Ma" Scot Suit (Scottish people buy their suits from Creepy Ma's Clothing.)
- Creepy Pasta (Spooky spaghetti)
- Cro's SC Ode (A song written by Cro about the state of South Carolina.)
- Chao SC Ode (This one was written by a cute creature from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.)
- Crucified Hero's Hot (A strange sort of religious sadism?)
- Dead Hand's Hot (Now that's just weird.)
- Discretion's Hot(Discretion either looks great, or it's high temperature.)
- Down Here's Hot (Is it hot down here, or is it just me?)
- Empathy Doll's Hot (The doll caught fire.)
- Epic Tracking's Hot (That Scarily Competent Tracker is so attractive.)
- Hat And Coat's Hot (A sexy Badass Longcoat and hat combination.)
- Impairment's Hot (Weakness Turns Her On, I see.)
- Kissing Discretion's Hot (I see Discretion isn't high temperature.)
- Money's Hot (Cold Cash, inverted?)
- Money-Making's Hot (Someone has a Money Fetish.)
- "Mug's Hot" Montage (A montage of people trying to pick up a really hot cup of coffee and reacting in pain.)
- Nostril's Hot (Um, okay.)
- Pedal-to-the-Metal's Hot (And we never had to drive so fast, my heart raced as you hit the gas...)
- Real Men Gets Hot (Real men sweat from all the hard labour they do.)
- Reveals Hot (Look, here's Mr. Fanservice!)
- 'S Hot in the Ass (Some forms of "back door" porn. Also Farts on Fire.)
- Sexy Discretion's Hot
- Sexy Surfacing's Hot (Well, that is the whole point.)
- Slaps Hot (Screw you, Mr. Fanservice!)
- Stalker's Hot (Stalking is Love, after all.)
- Team's Hot (When you have a Cast Full of Pretty Boys.)
- Top's Hot (A revealing garment.)
- Trunks Hot (A Walking Swimsuit Scene.)
- Wham's Hot (Finding the members of Wham! attractive.)
- Who's Hot? JFK? (Someone asks if JFK is hot.)
- Cross Word Puzzle (What's a four-letter expression of frustration that starts with "F" and ends in "K"?)
- Creepy's Talker Van (Creepy has a van with a megaphone.)
- Cry Sis (Talking your sister into crying.)
- Crystal Drag On Jesus (Jesus being a crossdresser in a Crystal Spires and Togas era.)
- Crystal Line Creature
- Cut E-Kitten (Let's cut the kitten from this online game.)
- Cute Kit Ten (The tenth in this adorable set of kits.)
- Cut E-Witch (The New Media equivalent to Burn the Witch!.)
- Cut Ew Itch (This wound is itchy and gross-looking, maybe I ought to see a doctor...)
- Cut Lass Between The Teeth (A technique that cuts out women's tongues?)
- Cut Scene In Competence (A film named Competence has a Deleted Scene.)
- No Cut Scene in Ventory Inertia (The sequel, Ventory Inertia, doesn't.)
- Cut Son G (But keep Sons A through F.)
- Dad! A Ad! (Don't worry, sweetheart, the commercial will be over soon.)
- "Da, Da" Ad (An ad where Russians repeatedly say yes to the product.)
- Damn ED! By F, Ain't PR Aise! (Encyclopedia Dramatica has some issues with their public relations department.)
- Damn Ed By Faint Praise (Someone gives Ed a weak compliment.)
- Damsel's Crappy (Someone doesn't like the Damsel in Distress.)
- Dance Dancer Evolution (A dance about the evolution on dancers.)
- Dante Speak
- thedarksi.de (A Web page for a German magician whose stage name is The Darksi, a name he stuck with after his printing company misspelled his real name, Sid, as "Si.")
- Dat a Vampire, S! (Someone with bad grammar is warning someone whose name is "S", that someone is a vampire.)
- Data! Vampires! (Picard is warning his android officer that vampires are coming.)
- Dater Ape (An ape who's on the dating scene.)
- Dating DOS I Do (Dating operating systems? Get a life!)
- De Ad All Along (You thought dat was really de show, but it turned out it was only de commercial!)
- De Ad Horse Trope (You know, dat thing where a horse is in an ad.)
- De Ad Guy Junior (De guy who wrote dis ad has a child!)
- De Ad Unicorn Trope (A trope about a unicorn who appears in de commercial.)
- Dead Line News (Obituaries for lines.)
- Dead's Parks (Parks for the undead.)
- Death in VE? Nice! (It'd be so cool to die in a virtual environment!)
- Death, No 'te' (But there is a 't' and an 'e' in 'death'!)
- Death See Ker (Only Death can see Ker!)
- Death Seek ER (The Grim Reaper got injured.)
- Deci Ded By One Vote (It took just one vote to send Deci to the chopping block.)
- Decon Re: Con Switch (The solution to some cons being switched over is to decontaminate.)
- Decon Struction (You'll be receiving instructions on how to decontaminate.)
- De Feat Means Friendship (Dat thing ya did was cool! I wanna be yer friend!)
- Defeat Means Friend's Hip (I never really liked your friend, but he's cooler now that he's been defeated.)
- Delay Ed Oh Crap (Finally, Ed is getting some good luck, when his "Oh, Crap!" moment is delayed.)
- Delay Ed Reaction (Wait, really? We can't let Ed know!)
- De Lay Ed Reaction (Dat suggestion dat Ed have sex sure got de people reacting!)
- Delay Ed React Ion (Ed's chemistry project will have to wait.)
- Deli Very Guy (A deli for men only.)
- Deli Very Guy Infiltration (But a woman's trying to get in...)
- Deli Very Stork (A deli run by storks.)
- Delivery's T or K (The delivery is either Delivery T or Delivery K.)
- Demo Graphically Inappropriate Humour (Someone is demonstrating very bawdy humour.)
- Demo Graphic Dissonant Crossover (A demonstration of a graphic and Weird Crossover.)
- Demolition Sexpert (For all your Destructo-Nookie needs.)
- Demon Is At Ion (A demon is near a charged particle.)
- Demonking Nobunaga (Nobunaga was a monk, but not anymore.)
- Dent Ed I, Ron (instructing Ron to hit King Edward I)
- Despair Ev Ent Horizon (While you are in Ev, you see Ents in the distance which cause you to feel a sense of despair.)
- Despair eV Ent Horizon (Your despair is somehow being measured in electron volts.)
- Despair E-Vent Horizon (You then see an electronic vent on the horizon, which causes you to despair even more.)
- Deu Sex (Sex with God?)
- Deu Sex Machina (Divine vibrators.)
- De! U, Sex! (Hey, German person! You Need to Get Laid!)
- De! Use X! (Making sure a German person Knows About Timed Hits.)
- Dicey Dung Eons (We're a little shaky on details as to what The Dung Ages were like.)
- Din ER Brawl (A fight in an emergency room is causing a racket.)
- Diplomatic Imp Unity (Surprisingly good teamwork among demon diplomats)
- Dis Cone Final Dungeon (Climactic confrontation awaits us in this conical structure, yes.)
- Disco Nef In Al Dungeon (If you thought Frohd Bek's Ambulas commercial was ridiculous then you clearly haven't seen Nef Anyo busting a move at Alad V's.)
- Dis Cone Nuke (Yes, we know it's a cone nuke. But you don't speak English very well.)
- Dis Co-Rap (You gotta listen to dis rap song me and da boys made together!)
- Dish On Ore D (Someone placed a dish on Ore "D".)
- Dishonor Ed (Ed is not honorable!)
- Dish Ono Red (Yoko Ono has a dish that she's painted red.)
- Dis Simile (What about this simile?)
- Diss On Ant Serenity (Screw the serene ants!)
- Dis Son Ant Serenity (This son of mine is really unfazed by ants!)
- Disturb Ed (Can Ed ever catch a break at this point?)
- Doe Snot Likes Pam (Apparently people named Pamela should avoid does.)
- Doe Snot Like Magic (Wizards need to be careful as well.)
- Doe Snot Like This Index (And an index.)
- Does Not Like This In Dex (Someone in a town called Dex doesn't like this.)
- Doe Snot Like Men (Barring the terrible grammar, is anyone safe?)
- "Doe Snot Like Me" - N (One of the victims' name begins with N.)
- "Does Not Like Me" - N (Someone doesn't like N.)
- God, Doe Snot Own This World (Apparently not.)
- Doe Snot Speak Common (It's not that rare to find people talking about it.)
- Doingin The Wizard (Dumbledore's classmate named Doingin?)
- Doingin' The Wizard (Is that what they're calling it now?)
- Doingin' The Scientist (Thomas Dolby sends his regards)
- Doin' Gin, The Wizard (Apparently, Doingin is The Alcoholic.)
- Doingin The Scientist (Doingin presents themself to muggles as a scientist.)
- Doin' Gin, the Scientist (The scientist is drunk on gin.)
- Doingin' The Wizard (Is that what they're calling it now?)
- Do In Git For The Art (Kill that bastard for the artistry! Alternatively, do it and use version control while you're at it.)
- Doing It Fort Heart (Having sex in Fort Heart, presumably.)
- Doing IT for the Art (One reason for going into the information technology business is so I can do the graphical design portions of programs to make them works of art.)
- Donkey Kong Count Ryre Turns (Count Ryre makes his malicious entrance into scene to challenge Donkey Kong.)
- Don't Call Me, Sir! (I must implore that you cease contacting my telephone!)
- Do Not Call Me, Paul! (Stop calling me! Seriously! What's your fucking problem, Paul?)
- Don't Call Me, Ishmael! (I'm sick of hearing about your stupid whaling trip!)
- Don't Look at ME! (Windows ME is an Old Shame. Or, don't look at Maine!)
- Don'ts: Hit Your Pants (Hitting your pants is on the list of things not to do.)
- Don't Star Ve (Whatever you do, do not cast Ve.)
- Doom 2,016 (The sequels just never stopped.)
- Doomed App Ointment (Cream to put on a broken app.)
- Doom Ed Expedition (Ed's doomed if he goes on that expedition.)
- Doom Ed Hometown (Someone wants to destroy the place Ed grew up in!)
- Doomed Ho Me Town (The town housing my lusty clone is doomed.)
- Doom Ed New Clothes (If you put Ed in danger, you get new clothes.)
- Doomed New Cloth "E"s (Those cloth E's someone got sent in the mail are doomed.)
- Do Omit Yourself (Someone's gotten tired of the Author Avatar.)
- "Do Omit Yours" -- Elf (An elf wants you to omit your... something.)
- Doom Y! Doom S of Doom! (Let's put a stop to the letters of doom.)
- Door Stop Baby (Babies can't open doors.)
- Doors Top Baby (Baby vs door: who will win? The door, of course!)
- "D or A?" - Thee XP Lorer (An archaic experience lorer tells people to pick either option D or option A.)
- D or A? And Fr, I End Sin to the City! (Would you pick option D or option A? And for the French, I have banned sins from my city!)
- "D or A?" - The Explorer (An explorer asks if you would prefer to pick option D or option A.)
- Dot A 2 (Connect the dots! A1, then A2, then A3...)
- Double Drag On (God, is this Double Feature EVER going to end?)
- Double Standard Rape Female On Mal E (The work isn't portraying it as bad when a woman rapes an evil letter E.)
- Double Standard Rape Male On Mal E (Or when a man does either.)
- Double Standard Rape Mal E On Mal E (Or when another evil E does it.)
- Double Sub Version (Double the subtitles for half the price!)
- Doubles Witch (This witch can duplicate herself.)
- Do Ug (Ug caveman! Ug want sex!)
- Drag On Age (Man, is this age ever going to end?)
- Drag On Age (The Serial Numbers Filed Off version of RuPaul's Drag Race.)
- Dr. Agonage (Hey, doc, can you check my blood pressure?)
- Dr. Agon Age (Welcome to the age of Dr. Agon!)
- Dramatic Ally Missing The Point (The Drama Queen of your party missed the point.)
- Drama Tics: Pine in Jury (Drama Queens are always bringing their trees to the courthouse.)
- Drag On Ball (A party for drag queens.)
- Drag On Ballz (Hey, it's even an accurate description of the original!)
- Drag On Half (The first half of the movie is pretty slow and boring, but it gets better after that, I promise!)
- Drag On Quest (Well, the box did say "100 hours of gameplay"...)
- Drag On Their Feet (A crossdresser who specializes in footwear.)
- Drag On With An Agenda (The only reason they film's so long is because they had to hit a running time limit.)
- Draw N To Life (Get N more interested in life)
- The Dread Ed (Ed is dreading something...)
- Dreadful Drag On Fly (this fly is either a Creepy Crossdresser, or frightfully non-aerodynamic)
- Dreadful Music Ian (Ian always listens to that gosh-darn dreadful music!)
- Dre's SC Ode (Even Dr. Dre of all people has started making music about SC!)
- Dre's Singdown (A musical showdown, featuring your host, Dr. Dre!)
- Dr. M: Abuse the Gambler (The accidentally leaked working title for a Dr. Mario gacha game.)
- DRM Abuse: The Gambler ("Welcome back to DRM Abuse, guys. Today we're gonna show you how to crack the DRM behind the popular game The Gambler.")
- The Testament of DRM Abuse ([Long sigh.] "Hey, guys. Today I want to address the ongoing controversy directed toward my channel, DRM Abuse, and all the allegations made against me as of recently.")
- Dual Vert I Sement (Someone who can't spell well is using cement to put two skate ramps together.)
- Duet O The Dead (Two people sing a funeral song.)
- Due Tot He Dead (The funeral is for a stillborn.)
- Dub Loon (A lunatic participates in a Subbing Versus Dubbing debate.)
- Dude, She's Like, in Acoma (Girls from a pueblo in New Mexico are off-limits.)
- Dumbass Nom Ore (This guy is so dumb, he thinks ore is something you eat!)
- Dumb Ass Nom Ore (His pet donkey is just as dumb.)
- Dumb Is Goo D (This "D" made of goo is so dumb!)
- Dumb Waiter Ride (He's so dumb, he won't notice if you ride him.)
- Dumps Tat (I don't want all this rubbish anymore!)
- One's Tat to Rule Them All (Look, somebody just threw this ring in the bin!)
- Dump The Mall (When you Marry The Mall, but things don't work out.)
- Dung Eons Hop (An informal dance that was popular during a really long stretch of The Dung Ages.)
- Dung Eon Bypass (I don't like The Dung Ages. Let's not go there.)
- Dung Eons And Drag Ons (Wow, The Dung Ages lasted a really long time!)
- AI Dung Eon 2 (They had two AIs during The Dung Ages?)
- Dyna Mice N Try (Kirby's friend Dyna has some mice she wants to get along with Kirby, but this is her Nth try because Kirby travels so much.)
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- Easter Bun NY (A festive treat that can only be bought in New York.)
- Edits Tom P (And Tom P doesn't appreciate it...)
- Ed, it's Tom P! (Our old friend!)
- Edit Sto M.P. (The Member of Parliament for Sto has said something that needs edits.)
- Edits to MP (Cheating in RPGs by giving yourself free mana!)
- Edit W, Ar! (A pirate wants you to edit the letter W.)
- Ed, IT War! (Ed, there's a war going on about computers!)
- Elementals Peed (Never thought elemental embodiments would have physiological needs too.)
- Element Al Speed (New superhero "Element Al" is known for super speed)
- Embarrassing in IT, I Al S. (A man named Al, with the last initial "S", has bad English and is embarrassingly bad at information technology.)
- Embarrassing Nick Name (What's so bad about being called Nick?)
- Fan Nick Name (Actually, I like it!)
- Embarrassing Relative Teach ER (That relative of mine no one talks about is giving a lecture at an emergency room.)
- Embarrassment P Lot (Lot P is an embarrassing place.)
- The Emo Jim Ovie (An Emo Teen named Jim Ovie.)
- En Can't O (En has trouble with climaxing.)
- Bel Can't O (So does Bel.)
- Enemy's Can (Sealed Evil in a Can?)
- Entertain Me 'n' Tone (Amuse me by playing some music.)
- Enter the Gung Eon (The Dung Ages? I'd rather not.)
- Exit the Gung Eon (Finally! I'm out of The Dung Ages!)
- E-Pic Fail (When you can't take a good selfie.)
- Epic F Ail (Someone has a serious illness whose name starts with an F.)
- Error In Dex (Someone in Dex has made a mistake.)
- Evan Escence (Evan’s perfume line had such terrible quality control that the labels misspelled “essence”!)
- Eve Nevil Has Standards (Eve Nevil doesn't approve of your methods.)
- Even Mo? OK, Shave Loved Ones. ("Mo, you could have voted against!")
- Everybody Hate Shades (Nobody likes sunglasses around here!)
- Everybody Knew Al Ready (Al's prepared, to nobody's surprise.)
- Everyone Went To School To Get Her (The only reason we all went to school was to try and get the attention of the hot girl.)
- School Forced Us To Get Her (In fact, the school made us do it!)
- We Work Well To Get Her (Maybe she'll notice us if we get good grades?)
- Every Thin Gison Line (Leave thick Gison lines intact.)
- Evil Costumes Witch (Either an evil witch who controls costumes, or a witch who makes evil-looking costumes.)
- Evil Detecting Dog (A villain looks for a dog to kick.)
- Evil S Links (These sausage links are somehow evil.)
- Evil's Links (Things that are associated with villains.)
- “Evil's Link!” — S (S applies Ron the Death Eater to Link, for some reason.)
- Exit, Pursued by Abe AR (The makers of an Augmented Reality game featuring Abraham Lincoln have a bounty on your head.)
- "Ex" Position (The location where your former lover is right now.)
- EXP? Y? (The game gave you some Experience Points, but you don't know the reason.)
- Eye Contact Asp Roof (That snake on the roof just looked at me.)
- Eye O Pen (Hey Eye, look at this pen!)
- Eyes Cream (Some kind of lotion to put on your eyes, possibly when this happens.)
- Face Less Goons (I'm not going on Something Awful anymore.)
- Faceless Go-Ons (Anonymous encouragements.)
- Face Less Masses (I'm quitting my job as a priest.)
- Face Less Critic (I Can't Take Criticism.)
- Face Of At Hug (The face someone makes when you surprise Glomp them.)
- Faces Hip (You know those little yellow faces? They're really hip with the kids!)
- Cargo's Hip (The most tubular way to get items from point A to point B, no doubt about it, friendo!)
- War's Hip (Gotta keep the children patriotic during wartime somehow.)
- Living's Hip (I have a feeling this would not make the most effective suicide prevention PSA.)
- Ghost's Hip (Ghosts are cool!)
- The Elite's Jump's Hip (So Jumps Care after all?)
- Fahrenheit 4,512,018 (The long-awaited sequel featuring temperatures over 400 times hotter than the Sun's surface!)
- Fairest Of The Mall (The winner of one of those mall model-search contests.)
- Fair? Y Battle? (Why are we fighting? We played fair!)
- Fairy God Mother (My mother is the god of the fairies.)
- Fair Yin A Bottle (The Yin part of a Yin-Yang Bomb is sealed away in a bottle. Fair enough, I suppose.)
- Fairy Tale: Free For All! (Here, have a free fairy tale.)
- Fairy Tale Free For Al L (Al Lawson will not be charged for this fairy tale.)
- Falling Into The Cock Pit (I fell into a pit of chickens.)
- FAL Lout (Some oaf with a light machine gun.)
- Fantastic FAL Lout (But you give him a chance and he's actually pretty good!)
- FAL Lout Boy
- FAL Lout Tactics (FAL Lout is pretty good with tactics as well.)
- Fan Dis Service (These servants are getting hot! Better fan them!)
- Fan Diss ER Vice (A fan is dissing an ER for being too sinful.)
- Fan On (This room needs air conditioning!)
- Fans ER Vice (Fans who are also Mad Doctors.)
- Fantastic D Rug (This rug with the letter D on it is awesome!)
- Fantastic! Fire Arms! (When you have the power to light your arms on fire.)
- Fantastic! Fire Works! (Someone discovers their Playing with Fire powers.)
- F Artillery (Someone got an F in artillery.)
- Fart Ill? ER Y! (If you’re sick with gas, go to emergency room Y.)
- Fart Son Fire (Bob tried to hire his son, but he was such a Gasshole he had to fire him.)
- F Art Son Fire (Another reason he got fired was because his art was so bad, it only got him an F grade.)
- F Art's On Fire (Bob was so offended by the bad art that he burnt it.)
- FAS Troping (This fool-assisted speedrun provides examples of...)
- Fatal Bert (Watch out for the ruthless hyper-competent assassin, Bert!)
- Fat Alf Law (First law of Fat Alf: Do not talk about Fat Alf.)
- Fat Al Flaw (Fat Al's flaw is being too fat.)
- Fatal F Law (This law determines that the letter F is fatal. You're probably dead by now, considering how you've read it at least four times by now.)
- Fat Al Fury (Fat Al isn't happy about being too fat.)
- Fat Al Attractions ("Weird Al" Yankovic doing performances of "Fat" from his Even Worse album.)
- Fat Al Attract Ions (Al's charged up about it.)
- Fat Al Family Photo (Here's Fat Al, with his fat wife and his fat kids!)
- Fat Al Fireworks (Fat Al on Bonfire Night.)
- Fat Al Method Acting (Fat Al does an Amateur Film-Making Plot.)
- Fat Al Labyrinth (Fat Al is stuck in a maze!)
- Fat Al Racing (Fat Al hits the go-kart track.)
- Only Fat Al To Adults (Kids don't call him Fat Al.)
- Fat Al Reward (Fat Al gets a reward.)
- Fat Al Forced March (Is that what they make him do at a Fat Camp?)
- Fat Al Twelve (Fat Albert has twelve installments.)
- Justice League vs. the Fat Al Five (Fat Al and four of his friends become a team of supervillains and fight the Justice League.)
- Faux Act Ion Girl (Ion Girl is pretending to put on a play.)
- Faux Reigner (A pretender to the throne.)
- Faux Shadow (Artificial darkness.)
- Faux Symbol Is M (This symbol you made up looks an awful lot like the letter M.)
- Environmental Symbol Is M (Cool, someone cut these hedges to resemble the letter M!)
- Stock Monster Symbol Is M (If there's a monster themed after a letter in the alphabet, chances are it's the letter M.)
- Symbol Is M (The letter M symbolizes something.)
- Fear Less, Fool! (Come on, idiot, stop being so fearful!)
- Fear Less, Infant! (Come on, little baby, grow a spine!)
- Fear Less Undead (I'm going to try and cure my zombie phobia.)
- Fee Lies (If you tell a lie, you have to pay a fine!)
- Fighting as Had-OW! (We don't talk about Hades in public.)
- Finagle Slaw (The most perverse form of coleslaw possible.)
- Finding Abra In Your Car (Aww, a cute psychic Pokémon is in my car!)
- Finding A Brain Your Car (Why does a Brain in a Jar want me to help it find my car? It's not like it can drive...)
- Fin Ding Nemo (Well, he does have a broken fin, but you don't need to call attention to it!)
- Fin Ding Dory (No, her fins are constructed perfectly.)
- Finding N, Emo (Explaining to an emo that you seek the letter N.)
- Find T, He Cure (If that man can find the letter "T", he can cure this disease!)
- Finger's Napping Street Gang (First of all: Finger does not have any "street gang", only debt collection agents. Second: Those agents never sleep; They're keeping an eye out on the neighbourhood, even when you think they don't. Especially when you think they don't.)
- Fin Gore (What happens if a fish injures its fin.)
- F In Gore (The special effects student's attempt at creating a gory scene failed.)
- Fire And Brim's Tone Hell (Brim is a Fat Bastard, so getting toned is part of his Ironic Hell. Either that, or he hates music.)
- Fire! Men Are Hot! (Help! Those men are burning in a fire!)
- Fi She? Yes. ("Is Fi a girl?" "Yes, she is.")
- F Is He? Yes. ("What grade did that guy get on the test?" "He got an F.")
- Fi Shout Of Water (Fi alerts you when she finds some water.)
- Fish Out Of W At ER (A fish has escaped a town called W and is now living in an aquarium at the emergency room.)
- Fix ER Sue (Sue's fight in the emergency room wrecked it, and now she has to get it repaired)
- Flagpo Le Challenge (I am Flagpo, and I challenge all in my way! Gratuitous French required.)
- Fluffy P On Y (This fluffy letter P is stacked on top of a Y.)
- Fluffy Tame R (Someone has a tame, fluffy, anthropomorphic letter R as a pet.)
- Fluff? Y the Terrible? (Why is fluff terrible?)
- Fly Over Country (My country for a fly!)
- Folk Met Al (Fat Al meets some of his friends.)
- Black Met Al (One of the people he meets is his black friend.)
- Heavy Met Al (And his Fat Comic Relief friend.)
- Hair Met Al (And his barber.)
- Christian Met Al (He also stopped by his church.)
- Death Met Al (Unfortunately for Al, another person he met that day was the Grim Reaper.)
- "Food Songs are Fun!" - NY (New Yorkers love songs about food.)
- Foof U (Well, foof you too!)
- Force DM Eme (...to roll more crits for our adventurers.)
- Fore Gone Conclusion (I conclude that the golf course has vanished.)
- For E Gone Conclusion (I conclude that the letter E is gone.)
- For Egon E-Conclusion (Someone made a digital conclusion for Egon Spengler.)
- For Ego Ne Conclusion (I conclude that someone bought a neon sign to boost their ego.)
- Forget Me, Not My Organic Garden! (I'm willing to put the past behind me, but my awesome garden is a thing to remember!)
- F Red (Your homework is so bad it gets you an F.)
- Famous F Red (And you became (in)famous for it!)
- Free Will? Y? (Why is free will such an important thing?)
- Friday Night? Deaths: Lot! (A lot of people die here on Friday nights!)
- Fried Rich Nietzsche (Eat the Rich, especially if they wax philosophical..)
- Fri Ends (Now it's Saturday.)
- Better As Fri Ends (Things are improving now that Saturday is here.)
- Fri Ends, Rent Control (I have to pay rent on Saturday.)
- One Week Fri Ends (True, Friday only comes once a week.)
- False Fri End (I thought it was Saturday, but it's still Friday!)
- Friend's Hip Song (My friend has made a song that has become a hit!)
- Fro Zen 2013 (In 2013, zen people wore afros.)
- Fro Zen Fever (Wearing an afro and being zen is all the rage.)
- Fuk U Fic (First of all, your spelling and grammar suck. Second, my writing is just fine according to everyone else who's commented on it.)
- Sail Or Fuk U (If you don't start this boat, I will insult you endlessly!)
- FunDOS: "Hi!" (Is Disc Operating System too boring for you? Try FunDOS™, the operating system that talks to you!)
- Fun Krock (This crocodile is so fun, he uses Xtreme Kool Letterz!)
- Pun Krock (He's fun because he makes so many puns.)
- Funny For Eigner (Here's a joke for Eigner.)
- Funny Foreign ER (A translation of a medical drama turned it funny!)
- Fun NY Foreigner (This tourist visiting New York is fun!)
- Fun NY Animal (The animals in New York are great fun!)
- Funny Mom Ents (These mother Ents are hilarious!)
- Fun NY Moments (We had fun in New York.)
- Fun NY Octopus (The octopus in the New York aquarium is loads of fun!)
- Fun NY Robot (This robot from New York is fun!)
- FU, N with Acronyms! (Who needs an N with an acronym in it anyway?)
- FU, N with Flushing! (I hate the practice of flushing N's down the toilet!)
- Furi's Clothing
- Furi's Skin
(Cut the teasing!
Furi's Bones!) - Furry Con Fusion (Two scams regarding furries got fused together.)
- Furry Remind ER (A furry is reminding the staff of an emergency room.)
