Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
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Also, the host reservation list is here.
as that's where we do the editing.
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And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Space Molly Weasley
We have 66 tributes this season!
- (Player1) (attempts/attempts/attempts/attempts/attempt1) to kill (Player2), but (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) thrown off of the building by the latter. ("Building Full of Killers" AE FS-3, was mistakenly marked as a natural death when P2 should kill P1)
- (Player1) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall1) out of the building to [typeC1] (death/death/death/death/deaths1) trying to outrun (Player2), who (is/is/is/is/are2) (a killer/a killer/a killer/a killer/killers2). ("Building Full of Killers" AE FS-5, was mistakenly marked as a kill for P2 instead of a natural death for P1)
- (Player1) pretends to sleep. (Player2) falls for it, but (Player3) says that (he/she/they/it/they1)'d shake (his/her/their/its/their1) leg if (he/she/they/it/they1) really were. (He/She/They/It/They1) does (D8821, N8908; should be converted/revised to this since it was confusingly shortened by the old sim limits:)
- (Player1) (pretends/pretends/pretends/pretends/pretend1) to sleep. (Player2) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall2) for it, but (Player3) (says/says/says/says/say3) that (Player1) would shake [typeC1] (leg/leg/leg/leg/legs1) if [typeA1] really were sleeping. Right after (Player3) (says/says/says/says/say3) that, (Player1) (shakes/shakes/shakes/shakes/shake1) [typeC1] (leg/leg/leg/leg/legs1), confirming (Player3)'s suspicions that [typeA1] (was/was/was/was/were1) pretending to sleep.
- (Player1) sells (Player2) some "potions" made with the fresh blood of (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5). (FD351, FN350; should be converted/revised to this so it's clear it's fatal:)
- (Player1) (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill1) (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4), then (uses/uses/uses/uses/use1) their blood to make "potions" and sell them to (Player2).
- (Player1) pushes (Player2) down a cheese grater slide and into a pool of rubbing alcohol. (FD1649, FN1640; same as above:)
- (Player1) (skins/skins/skins/skins/skin1) (Player2) alive by pushing [typeB2] down a cheese grater slide and into a pool of rubbing alcohol.
- (Player1) gets hung up on the minute hand of a town clock. At half past the hour, (he/she/they/it/they1) slips off and falls ungracefully to the ground. (FD5180, FN5215; same as above:)
- (Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) hung up on the minute hand of a town clock. At half past the hour, [typeA1] (slips/slips/slip/slips/slip1) off and (falls/falls/fall/falls/fall1) ungracefully to [typeC1] (death/death/death/death/deaths1).
- (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) four extra lives, only to immediately blow them all in four random single-person fatal events one right after the other, leaving [typeA1] back at square one. (D16979, N17206; should be "[typeB1]")
- (Player1) makes an offensive post about (Player2) in social media. (His/Her/Their/Its/Their1) body was never found. (FD, FN4573; should be converted/corrected to this to clear up pronoun confusion. Also an implied kill by P2, do not further revise it for "clarity":)
- (Player1) (makes/makes/makes/makes/make1) an offensive post about (Player2) on social media. The former's (body was/body was/body was/body was/bodies were1) never found.
- (Player1) gets a spoiler written on (his/her/their/its/their1) arm and wonders if (his/her/their/its/their1) soulmate would say it to (him/her/them/it/them1). (D2473, N2481; probably should be blacklisted because black flags getting crushes on anonymous NPCs are kinda in the gray area and we want the Clean Save to be free of ship-vetting as much as possiblenote )
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 1st 2024 at 3:03:59 AM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Space Molly Weasley
Late to this, but Kaf sent the save to Jake!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Just a random 🐈
Haven't seen this a long time due to lack of ideas for characters, but after this round finish I think I am going to nominate something from The Exit 8 and Shinkansen 0, has any characters from that game be played before?
Edited by LucasdaKool on May 1st 2024 at 10:36:42 AM
Meow meow meow (I am just a lil’ hungry cat, I have nothing to do with a certain guy who hired an assassin)
Me as a Merman
(OOC: Sorry for getting the first update way later than I usually would. Also, for the record, I'm host-roleplaying a character who is a Sir Swears-a-Lot. So, be prepared for a lot of swear words.)
Hey ya, motherfuckers. It's me, motherfucking Elvie. I hosted the damn Christmas season, and I'm here to tell you guys which motherfuckers are naughty, and which motherfuckers are nice. Some may be say this might be damn too soon for that, but the naughty and nice list is decided through your actions all damn year long.
Now, before this season begins, let me address the fucking sheep this season. The wooloo that participated in Season 223 is on the permament fucking naughty list for obvious damn reasons. However, this fucking sheep on this fucking season is actually a different sheep from the one in Season 223, so whatever that fucking sheep is on the bitch-ass naughty or nice list is something that remains to be seen.
- Felix, don't even fucking think about it.
- Nikolai now has a bitch-ass baseball bat.
- I guess Centro-mart is a fucking thing now.
- Luka, don't fucking lie. Too much lying would get you on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Rydia, you are the first fucking tribute to go into the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Rift Mario, you are fucking here because your nominator wants you to fucking be here.
- Jay and Volibear, both of you are on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Keika also has a bitch-ass baseball bat as well.
- What the fuck does the simulator have against Outis?
- Penty, please be fucking patient.
- James now has a fucking backpack.
- Tellah, since you didn't fucking timewreck them, I'll let you off with a warning. But don't kill any other motherfuckers out there. You fucking hear me?
- Stolas, it doesn't matter how fucking evil Snow is, as you are going on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Melinoe can fucking warp through time and space?
- Odin has fucking time powers?
- Dino got crushed by a fucking elephant? That's one fucking way to die there.
- Loona, you are on the bitch-ass naughty list now.
- 2013!Daisy rewatches the fucking event where Garuda survives.
- Wooloo and Birdo shall be in fucking Smash 6 then.
- Weimin shall now fucking participate in Hell's Kitchen as a bitch-ass contestant.
- Peachette, running over grandmas is one way to get you on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Huh, a fucking No Way Home reference there with that second event.
- Kermit, I don't think Tellah meant a damn duel to the death there.
- Orange Birdo, just go to damn work like you are fucking supposed to.
- The Light Blue Shy Guy hates the bitch-ass Kanto region.
- Tammy, don't fucking destroy other tributes' camps.
- Instead of rescuing Princess Peach, Peachette does fucking something else.
- Odin wields fucking Excalibur? Huh, I'm learning new fucking info this season.
- Melinoe, why didn't fucking try to get a cap off a bottle the normal damn way?
- Okay, who carried that bitch-ass death note that killed Weimen?
- James became a damn half-cat.
- Penty, you do realize that goldfish lack legs to kick a damn soccer ball, right?
- For those who didn't know, chocolate spaghetti is an actual fucking thing by the way.
- Jay must have played one damn short video game there. After all, only fucking thing the Everything Bagel did was running away from the Bloodbath.
- Looks like Wooloo isn't the only damn sheep here, as Tantor fucking became one as well.
- Another video game based on what a damn tribute did during a Bloodbath? Wow, if I had a damn nickel for every time that happened, I'd have two damn nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it fucking happened twice.
- The Oxtra Presenters fucking read a fanfic stash.
- Dorothy is wearing a damn clown outfit for the rest of the season.
- Another tribute got fucking vaporized by Excalibur here? Wow, if I had a damn nickel for every time that happened, I'd have two damn nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it fucking happened twice.
Tributes - Frederick, Zi Xiao, Zagreus, Outis, The Black Eagles, Zino, Uni, Tellah, Mayumi, Weimin, 1974!Daisy
Stay tuned tomorrow for the bitch-ass second update.
Edited by MummyGaGa on May 1st 2024 at 8:57:41 AM
BTW, please call me Jake.
The Unbreakable Spear
Hell yeah, Voli got his first kill! You bet he’s eating Zag’s heart. Still sad he died though. I can’t even imagine Tammy setting off a bomb. She’s too nice to hurt anybody. The OOC stuff she’s gonna do is gonna make me laugh.
Edited by J99908 on May 1st 2024 at 9:01:38 AM
In battle, we are reborn.
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
So i start the season with keiki getting a cool new bat in turn for mayumi getting nuked fate-style
very cool
Skar King, please don't pull a tribute betrayal on Ghidorah even if it wasn't covered in the narration.
And is the "brags, only to be effortlessly killed while screaming for mommy" event meant to be a reference to anything in particular?
Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 1st 2024 at 9:40:10 AM
Straightforward
Oh hey, the Sir Swears-a-Lot Elvie is back.
Wait... President Snow died? Again?
Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on May 2nd 2024 at 10:02:21 PM
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Big Abyssman
Wow good job Zino, you died immediately. As per your gimmick, you swung for a potential upset, and also as per your gimmick you missed. Imbecile /affectionate
Centro, I'm putting my faith in you. I was expecting you to be the one that dies first, but you're all I got left. Don't fuck up too badly.
...THE MIRACLE OF SHADOW RISING, ALL THAT MATTERS NOW COLLIDING...
Dagded Dujardin
Weimin got into a cooking event? Fitting since he became a restauranteur at the end. And rip to him
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
the wooloo video game might have been about
you know
that OTHER wooloo.
it'd be an experience that's for sure
be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe
crazed fangirl hunts down theories (she/they)
What the fuck, Penty?! Why would you piss yourself over impatience?! That's gross!
Also, I might draw Dorothy in a clown outfit soon...
I'm just a psycho, babe! Come and go out my mind. I didn't lose it, babe! There wasn't much to find.
Space Molly Weasley
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Ichi, please don't jab at Jake for not covering everything in his hosting. It's just his style. And as the one who suggested that event, it's just the fatal version of I Want My Mommy!. Kinda strange you didn't ask about it when it happened last season or so. 
Anyway, accidental execution by elephant, much? (CW: blood)
But right off the bat, Tammy aka not-Fluttershy has attempted entering Shed Mode! Yikes! And I guess you could say she trashed Terk's camp! (Rimshot)
Also, that's what you get for breaking your herbivorous diet, Tantor!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 2nd 2024 at 7:07:08 PM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
The Power of Toons and Anime
Welp, Zag died once again. And Mel made a big flashy entrance just to fail at a party trick.
Not a great start.
Me as a Merman
- Tooru: "I feel like my nominator likes Deltarune."
- Six tributes play some fucking Uno together.
- Penty, you are now on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- Wait, every fucking used game store? That would take a bitch-ass long time.
- I guess RoboWooloo is a fucking thing now?
- Wait, Princess Farmer eats bitch-ass wallets? I'll imagine that would taste shitty.
- Terk is now fucking dead.
- Oxtra Presenters, don't fucking offend the Electro Hypostasis.
- How did James fucking eat lightning?
- A gargantuan monstrous lizard was set loose in the arena, and everyone somehow fucking survives that.
- OOC Note: That was the Arena Event I rolled for Ferris btw. Or to be more specific- "A gargantuan monstrous lizard is set loose in the arena."
- Ao Bai, Rydia fucking meant that your dad was calling her, and wanted to talk to your bitch-ass self. She wasn't trying to fucking state your dad was a damn cell phone.
- Oxbox Presenters are now damn rabbits.
- (singing) Don't do fucking drugs, Shadow Link.
- Don't fucking do that, Skar King.
- 2013!Daisy participates in a bitch-ass race.
Two
- Sein, good for your bitch-ass self then.
- Princess Farmer gets killed by the fucking souls of the damned.
- Well, I don't fucking know Rydia's damn source material is, but whatever it damn is, Rydia got slapped by it.
- Harrier, Stolas, Akiko, and Stark become the fucking Fantastic Faux.
- Dorothy does some fucking multiverse-explaining.
- Again, Keiki, goldfish need to have some bitch-ass legs to play some soccer.
- The Light Blue Shy Guy agrees to participate in the fucking Skeleton War.
- Bloody Hokuto, a fucking flea bite won't turn you into a vampire.
- Garuda couldn't lick his fucking elbow.
- Toyohisa ends up fucking swearing as much as I do.
- I agree with this Faust bastard. Staying in school will help you get off the bitch-ass naughty list.
- The cast of American Dad! fucking sing "Push It" together.
- Audino went from being a bitch-ass lawyer to getting arrested? Is it some kind of fucking Amoral Attorney then?
- This Shi Long bitch does some goblin-slaying.
- Orange Birdo, naughty list for your bitch-ass self.
- Statue of Marble and Brass, trying to fucking kill President Snow for not filling up the ice cube tray is one way to get you on the bitch-ass naughty list.
- OOC Note- The event I rolled by the way- "(Player1) punishes (Player2) for not filling up the ice cube tray by killing (him/her/them/it/them2)."
Tributes - Big Suit Kermit, Electro Hypostasis, The Everything Bagel, Terk, Princess Farmer, Feris
BTW, please call me Jake.
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
after mayumi got vaporized day 1, keiki quite literally has lost her marbles
I didn't know Gordon Ramsay was taking Kitchen Nightmares to one of the Pokemon regions. The gumbo must've been raw.
Just Linie
It's make sense since Sein is a priest so he known about healing magic, but revival spell is the new thing I just learned about him
ssssssssssss
damn not only did electro hypostasis get ruthlessly sliced, it was also forced to roll in its grave..... atrocious.
I like cats.
Space Molly Weasley
You mean Kanto?
That being said, if Audino was keeping a Durant farm, then Bloody Hakuto's into even more trouble. Also, I guess Electric-types dream of android sheep. (Rimshot)
And since Exo has no voice acting, I headcanon that Tammy sounds exactly like Fluttershy.
The Unbreakable Spear
Me too!
Also, I imagine thunder violently crackling whenever Volibear shouts, “Now it’s Hunger Games time!”
In battle, we are reborn.
Pissed off Sakura
Huh, nice, Garuda got a kill.
Never watched Naruto, but that face is definitely avatar-worthy.
"ENTITY"
[1] Holy shit, are we in Helluva Boss?
Me as a Merman
Wdym by that?
Edit- Kafka explained the joke on Discord.
Edited by MummyGaGa on May 2nd 2024 at 6:05:35 AM
BTW, please call me Jake.
Late but nominations are closed.
BTW, please call me Jake.