TV Tropes Castle Calamity

Yep, it’s Mario's Castle Calamity in forum game form. Rules are simple.

Second line of your post is your avatar trying a way to to destroy the castle.

First line is the above avatar’s attempt as specified in the previous comment failing spectacularly.

Example:

Something that doesn’t exist can’t blow up a castle.

Serial Designation N tries launching a small missile from his arm to destroy the castle.

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The missile explodes before it even leaves the arm hole.

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I slash at the castle using a greatsword.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.

Somehow YOU get sliced in half instead

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I drop the castle into a volcano

However, you doesn’t hear a sploosh. You look curiously into the volcano. It immediately erupts, the castle in-tact.

Alfred E. Neuman tries to chisel at the castle.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jan 10th 2024 at 2:40:27 PM

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!

He only gets as far as chiseling the words, "What, me worry?", before the chisel shatters.

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I drive my Nissan Rogue at 85 MPH into the castle.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.

The walls are too durable for that too happen, so all that happens is your car gets smashed and the force of the impact kills you instantly.

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I send numerous Angry Birds hurling for it.

Remind me to kill that annoying speaker

The Angry Birds are launched back. And the castle is coated in a sticky explosion boosting phlebtonium. You do the math.

Serial Designation N tries slicing apart the castle.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jan 10th 2024 at 8:58:54 PM

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You fail to cause any real damage but the force of the slice causes some of the remaining phlebtonium to fly onto them and cause them to explode

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I crash a meteor into the castle

Edit: Somehow already forgot that it's "choose an avatar to try destroying it" instead of "choose any character"

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jan 10th 2024 at 1:12:29 AM

The meteor shatters upon impact, with shrapnel and remaining phlebtonium showers on Ness, nearly killing him.

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Morgan drops a GBU-12 onto the castle with his F-14D.

Edited by MorganFoulke on Jan 10th 2024 at 4:10:38 AM

Yo buddies, still tropin’?

Again, the castle's strong as all hell; so much so, this time, that it actually bounces back and blows the F-14D up instead!

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Crypto Luigi attempts to buy the rights to the castle with 0.007 Ethereum.

Edited by jtard on Jan 10th 2024 at 1:18:03 AM

Remind me to kill that annoying speaker

The castle is worth far more than that, and digitises Crypto Luigi for his attempt to buy it on the cheap.

Serial Designation N uses his heart cannon to try and seduce the castle and make it vulnerable to a surprise attack.

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N only manages to seduce a single Koopa Troopa inside the castle, who chases him offscreen.

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I enlist Monika to reprogram the castle's code.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.

The castle resets back to its original programming and forces Monika out.

Iroh tries to burn down the castle with all his might.

Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.

The spy that was disguised as a castle obviously dies. All while a castle disguised as background spycrab backstabs the avatar.

Abusing as much Growth as possible to grow beyond the castle's original size, Trebonth stomps on the castle.

Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.

The castle ends up impaling Trebonth's foot.

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I call upon Nyx to bring forth The Fall.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.

The castle says "NUH-HUH" and the Fall is gone.

Since my avatar is also my sona, he takes out a big paper and a pencil, before drawing a comically large Biker that attempts to punt the castle away.

Edited by Janker72 on Jan 11th 2024 at 9:05:47 PM

Thou cannot say landlubber! It is offensive◊

The castle punts itself back at the biker, back onto its original spot. The biker then crashes upon you and blows up, leaving ash on you.

Trebonth uses the fact that Grass-type should have x2 effectiveness against Rock (stock castle material) and uses a leaf blade to slash it down.

Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.

I only gets a tiny dent.

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Arle uses her signature Bayoen attack on the castle.

"I wish to protect Madoka at all costs."

The castle breaks apart into Puyos, which then subsequently reform into the castle again.

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I show the castle an episode of The Problem Solverz.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.

The castle ain't having it and promptly opens their door, showing... Teletubbies.

Ain't no Trebonth without them doing a Leech Seed and Vine Whip combo.

Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.

The remaining phlebtonium reacts strangely to the seeds, causing the castle to sprout Man-Eating Plant vines. And that was the last anybody saw of one unlucky Trebonth.

Serial Designation N tries injecting the castle walls with nanite acid.

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The acid is spat out by the castle, unharmed.

Gardevoir uses Moon Blast on the castle.

Edited by Owen23 on Jan 11th 2024 at 5:41:45 AM

"Her grace and speed are quite impressive, so the rest of the pack think of her as an idol. She has lots of fans!"

The castle pulls out a mirror and reflects the blast into a nearby Pokemon, provoking a fight.

Alfred E. Neuman gives the castle a cease-and-desist.

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!

The castle was able to counter sue and win the case in court.

I use a can of spraypaint to scribble profanity.

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!

The police arrests you for vandalism.

Blossom tries to vaporize the castle with her eye lasers.

Never watched Naruto, but that face is definitely avatar-worthy.