Granted. This causes wide scale, inescapble, toxic fan wars to erupt in literally everything you're interested, resulting in you never enjoying something in piece ever again.
I wish I had $500 more in my bank account.
Granted, it's deemed suspicious so your account is frozen
I wish to beat people up without repercussions
Granted. Now everybody else can beat others up without consequences, too. As a result, society descends into utter chaos as people kill each other over basic things like who gets the right of way and what's for dinner.
I wish for a pair of top end headphones.
Fairy-type Iris
Granted. They're accidentally broken during shipment.
I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
Granted. Everyone in your family now has deathly allergies.
I wish that Blue Sky Studios was still in operation. Currently Reading: N/A
He/him
Granted, but the whole cast of Ice Age gets Killed Off for Real in their next movie which ends the franchise.
I wish I could teleport on command "What does freedom really mean when demanded of you by a god?"
Am I a weirdo?
Granted. You can't take anything with you (note that this includes clothes), and, while you can teleport whenever you want, the only place you can teleport to is a median on a certain interstate on the outskirts of Dallas.
I wish that Dallas didn't suck so much.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Granted, it sucks more
I wish I was 5 cm shorter, and the process was neither painful nor lethal
Fairy-type Iris
Granted. Everyone starts mocking you for shrinking.
I wish all whales, dolphins and porpoises were not endangered and instead very commonplace.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
zycone (Resciscor)
Granted. You drown and die in fish fucking. Gross but true.
I wish that the elections in every nation are free, all-encompassing and fair. hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Granted. All elections are now determined by an arena deathmatch that's free for anyone to enter.
I wish I had an easier time staying focused.
Granted, you're focused on ending humanity, it's unwavering
I wish I could sleep more soundly, just slightly
Granted. You now sleep a second longer each night.
I wish I could make people do the chicken dance by pointing at them and saying "Gobbledygook."
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Granted. The dance lasts infinitely, with no way to reverse the effect.
I wish that I could shapeshift voluntarily.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Granted, it takes a lot of energy so you have to eat a lot
I wish I could never feel boredom or overstimulation again
Fairy-type Iris
Granted. Now you're brainwashed into finding everything fun, even dangerous things.
I wish my left hand didn't hurt so much when I woke up. "I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
The Topic Slayer
Granted. Now your right hand hurts when you wake up.
I wish that Draco in Leather Pants and Ron the Death Eater were no longer character-named.
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
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granted. now they're just called the "leather pants" and "death eater" games. great job
i wish to stop procrastinating from here on out, it's all bee puns and 16th century humor without historical context
Granted, you work yourself to death
I wish this wiki had even more high quality articles
zycone (Resciscor)
Granted. This wiki now is an infinite treasure-trove of knowledge and cheek throughout the universe. It starts a revolution in education, increasing literacy and creation everywhere.
The catch though, is that Elon Musk is trying to buy it, and he's actually about to succeed.
I wish that we'd be able to peacefully interact with aliens. hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Fairy-type Iris
Granted. Unfortunately the aliens die from being infected with bacteria that is harmless to us humans but lethal to them.
I wish I had a pet sheep.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Granted. You are given a Minecraft account with a house and a sheep. You didn't say the sheep had to be real.
I wish that I knew my own morality better.
Granted. You now know that you're pure evil.
I wish I had the fastest internet possible at all times and unlimited data for free.
Granted, it gets flagged as suspicious so it gets shut down
I wish I had more quality free time
Granted. They regain their sanity and realize you were the one making the wish so they beat you up for it.
I wish everyone else had similar interests to me.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris