Would you rather?

Star Wars! Mostly because I've never seen Star Trek.

Would you rather win every game, contest, bet, etc. that you do, or have everyone you meet have a positive opinion of you?

edited 21st May '16 6:17:03 PM by DrNoPuma

The second option. I can take losing, and people will still like me regardless, so I'll get over it.

Would you rather smoke/drink/do drugs as much as you want without negative consequences, or never fall ill again (except dying of old age or organ failure that was not the cause of disease)?

edited 21st May '16 7:17:34 PM by electronic-tragedy

2. I don't plan to drink or smoke anyway.

Would you rather be an elf or a dwarf?

edited 21st May '16 7:22:14 PM by hamza678

Elf. Fuck being short.

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

The horse-sized duck because a Mighty Glacier is better to survive against than a Zerg Rush.

Would you rather be aware of all alternate timelines or be aware of all alternate versions of yourself?

Be aware of all alternate timelines. Whoever could do that could attain whatever outcome they want.

Would you rather be a famous Cosmic Plaything with the power to fend off Lovecraftian enemies who'd get revived as a clone whenever the world needs you or a Physical God(dess) who had to choose how to shape humanity's laws (whether you want that authority or not), and had a reputation that acknowledged your regime's cruelty (whether it was intentional or not)?

edited 21st May '16 9:27:45 PM by TrulyDeceptive

The first one seems like a better choice.

Would you rather gain superpowers or have your entire life go perfectly?

Every thing in my life go perfectly, I have no strong desire to get superpowers.

Would you rather listen to Emo music, or Gangster rap?

Gangster rap, as it's more entertaining and less whiny.

Would you rather be a woman with huge breasts

or

a woman with a big butt?

(sorry)

.....Woman with big butt, and lets move on from that.

Would you rather try to tame a elephant, or a killer whale?

edited 5th Jun '16 7:57:16 AM by Superjohn

A killer whale, but that's just because I like whales.

Would you rather be in a Star Wars movie

OR

a Star Trek movie/tv show?

Star Wars. Much more interesting stuff happening there.

Would you rather go to a dreadfully boring concert, or a Harsh Noise concert?

Boring. Harsh noise sounds like hell for my autistic ears.

Eat a bowl of bugs OR eat a can of worms?

Bugs. More crunchy!

Would you rather be a Magical girl in Puella Magi Madoka Magica

or a mech pilot in Neon Genesis Evangelion?

I've never seen either of those, but piloting a mech sounds awesome!

Would you rather have wings or gills?

Wings.

Would you rather be very lucky for life?

Or

Skilled at everything you do?

Very lucky.

Would you rather read Pinecest

or

Elsanna

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:18:39 PM by hamza678

Elsanna, if only because they're older.

Would you rather solve mysteries for a living, of make them?

edited 3rd Jun '16 4:58:26 PM by Superjohn

Make.

Get punched in the nuts by your sister or kicked in the face by your Mom?

I'll go for the nut punch.

Would you rather be super tiny or super huge?

Super huge, assuming I'd have all the Required Secondary Powers to not have my lifespan shortened. Actually, fuck it; I'd prefer it either way.

Would you rather be a Twilight!vampire or a Cyber Ninja?

edited 3rd Jun '16 6:48:44 PM by TrulyDeceptive

Cyber Ninja, since I wouldn't be pedoing on girls 1/10 of my age.

Be forced to read the entirety of Twilight in one sitting or the entirety of Fifty Shades Of Grey in one sitting

Twilight. At least there's no gross sex scenes.

Be forced to watch Jersey Shore or Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

I could stand White trash more than meatheads. Honey Boo Boo it is, plus it only had one season, so I might survive.

Become a new Sonic Boom playable character, or a new Donkey Kong Country playable character?

Donkey Kong Country character for sure!

Drink 1 pint of whiskey or drink 1 pint of petrol?