Push the button?

I don't care much either way, but I push it simply because you might as well have something rather than nothing.

Your worst enemy dies of an untraceable heart attack...

...but...

...you get to live with the knowledge that you killed them.

No, and anyone that would push that button would make me sad.

One of your Dreams come True

BUT

One of your Nightmares also comes true.

Nah.

You get to be an astronaut

BUT

Everyone is speaking like in Moonbase Alpha.

Well of course.

Your favorite character is brought to life

BUT

He/She immediately hates you

edited 30th May '14 6:29:01 PM by nigelstack345

Pass. My favorite character is Alucard. He'd kill me.

You get to pick the voice-acting cast for your favorite anime's dub

BUT

It's being marketed by 4Kids.

Push the button?

If it's done like this:

I wouldn't mind TOO MUCH.

You recieve a copy of 10'000-in-one game disk for your console

BUT

The only game on there is Takashi's challenge

... No!

Get a Free Playstation 1 with 25 awesome games

BUT

All the Nintendo 64's you get or ever had will be destroyed.

No! NOT MAH DONKEY KONG 64!!!

You get the opportunity to fly to space

BUT

You must cut work to get there on time

Yes. Notch is quite capable of taking care of Minecraft on his own without me.

You will enter an anime universe at any point in time as anyone you prefer.

BUT

You will enter as a normal human AND your memory of your past life, acquaintances, and all knowledge of the universe you enter will be erased.

Great! I hate the people in my reality anyways.

You inherit one trillion dollars

BUT

You must give half to your mom, dad, brother(s)/sister(s), distant relatives, best friends, me, and Westboro Bathtist Church

Sure. I'll send the part to Westboro by snail mail, then pay to have it re-diverted back to me with my newly acquired millions.

You suddenly gain clairvoyance

BUT

You must loose a limb.

Can I give you my ass instead? I'm not using that.

You gain a girlfriend who will love you always

BUT

You must first fight her seven evil exes

She hasn't taken them out herself? What? Really? Are her previous exes that much of a jerk just to fight with me and not her next bf?? Why not each other?

*le sigh* Well, I do have this new product called Nitroglycerin that I might want to try out for the next update....

Line up boys *pulls out a bottle*.

You Gain a Million Dollars

BUT

They're all in pennies.

Nah, I don't like Pennies.

All the Evil People in the World become Good.

BUT

You will become Evil.

Sometimes it's fun to be the bad guy, but could I be the anti-hero instead?

You get your own character created for Mario kart 8

BUT

It's a joke charcter with the worst speed

I create Ira Gamagoori. Worst speed, but mercy on any man who bumps into him. They will loose.

You go Bald

BUT

All that excess fat gets converted into lean muscle built for speed.

Sorry.

edited 2nd Jun '14 9:56:24 AM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake

Nah.

You gain mind-control powers

BUT

Everyone you manipulate becomes a voice in your head.

This sounds similar, so no.

You get three wishes

BUT

After the last wish, you die(No wishing for more wishes or wishing to not die/Immortality)

Ragyo: Then.. Dethrone God

Aizen: Tie our fate to the universe

Both: Kill the Wish Granter

You gain the powers of God

BUT

You must destroy Humanity

edited 2nd Jun '14 4:56:18 PM by LordHerobrine

I can make another one, so sure!

You have Reality Warper powers

BUT

You cannot interact with humans normally.

FML, but I think I'd go for it. Also, what classifies as "normal"? Can I still play videogames? Use this forum? *shudder* Use Facebook?

The cure for cancer will be found tomorrow...

...but...

A cure for AIDS will never be found.

Nope.

You are a Physical God

BUT

You cannot leave Mars.