Pass; I'm aro-ace anyway.
You get some waffles,
BUT
They're slightly burnt.
For every low there is a high.Push. Bad food is still better than no food, at least for me.
You get the pet you've always wanted.
BUT
That pet is an evil, psychopathic mastermind with superhuman intelligence.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - IrisI'd rather not live out Kid vs. Kat thank you. Pass.
You gain the ability to talk to animals!
BUT
You lose the ability to talk to humans (but hey, you could always learn how to talk to them again).
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."I think that's part of the plot of TSUKIMICHI -Moonlit Fantasy- but without the insane power in the protagonist. Pass.
You can see ghosts BUT You can never tell whether someone is real or a ghost.
I copied this off the website because I am tired.
I wouldn't press it, i can think of more cons than pros of this
You can use any emoji you want on any app or website
BUT
You can't see any emojis anymore, they just appear as their names to you
Pass.
You will receive a free massage chair...
... that'll work for anyone who isn't you.
Push, that would make for an awesome gift.
You recieve a scarf that makes you completely invulnerable while wearing it
BUT
It itches like hell and give you a bad rash everytime you put it on.
Pass.
You get to go skiing any time you'd like for free.
BUT
All the mountains now have dangerous, spiky rocks all over the trails.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - IrisI don't really want to go skiing and I don't live near any mountains, so really this is a question of whether or not I want to turn every mountain range into a Mortal Kombat battlefield. I think the answer to that is yes. Push.
You become instantly fluent in two extra languages;
BUT
Every day the languages you're able to speak (including the ones you speak now) get rerolled. So one day you might be able to speak English, Spanish, and Mandarin, but you might wake up the next day with Latin, Polish, and Cree.
Pass; it seems too inconvenient.
You're able to fly
BUT
Only for an hour per day.
For every low there is a high.Push. I'm an introvert so it'll work out.
You win a lifetime supply of canned food!
Too bad surprise pranks lurk in each can you open.
Edited by skan123 on Jan 6th 2024 at 1:48:13 AM
Pass, if it was only a few I'd push it but that's too many
You become a powerful world leader
BUT
You always wake up to a mountain of papers on your desk that takes half of the day to fill out
Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jan 6th 2024 at 4:52:33 AM
Pass.
You meet your dream date.
BUT
They turn out to be an Insufferable Imbecile.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - IrisPass. They probably weren’t the one to begin with.
You become a hugely successful and influential artist
BUT
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.Pass. I want to see my fans happy while I'm alive.
You own a very successful restaurant franchise.
BUT
Everyday, you are forced to eat horrendous food.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"Pass. Eating horrendous food isn't worth it.
You get to meet your favourite celebrity
BUT
You have to be wearing ridiculous clothes.
For every low there is a high.Push. That's fine by me. I'm actually more interested in finding out who my favourite celebrity is, because I don't have any idea.
You know the true answer to any unsolved mystery
BUT
you are completely 100% incapable of sharing this information with anyone else.
Don't push. I don't think I could handle that.
You gain every superpower known to man
You can only use them when naked.
Currently Reading: N/ADon't push, I don't want to go through the humiliation.
You are able to come up with the perfect answer to anything.
BUT
People will be unable to believe your answers due to the magic.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - IrisPush; I might still be able to act on my knowledge even if they don't believe me.
You get a black belt in karate
BUT
You have horrible depth perception.
For every low there is a high.Nope, fine with my current life.
You become an instant expert in your favorite subject (Math, History, a foreign language... pick what you want)
BUT
You can't interact with more than one person at day, for the rest of your life.
Edited by Omega1065 on Feb 9th 2024 at 10:04:44 AM
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probablyPass. That is a terrible condition, and no amount of knowledge is going to comfort me.
You can eat any kind of raw meat without getting sick
BUT
You have awful cramps every time you have it.
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.Pass. I don't like the texture of raw meat.
You can levitate
BUT
Your feet can never touch the ground for any reason again.
Edited by Kahran042 on Apr 28th 2024 at 7:18:42 AM
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.Pass. The experience would be too unnerving for me anyway.
You get to become the CEO of a video game development company.
BUT
The video games you make are fated to become So Bad, It's Good.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Won't push. I want to cherish my youth while I still can.
You get to go on a date with any fictional character of your choice.
You have to wear Impossibly Tacky Clothes while on said date.
Currently Reading: N/A