Push the button?

It's a hard one, but I think no, because there might be some things I don't want to know.

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You're able to have all the money you want for the rest of your life without having to work

BUT

You have to be scratched by a cat once a week.

For every low there is a high.

That's fine.

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You gain Healing Hands.

BUT

They can only be used once a week.

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

Push. There have been a few times were I really wished I had a magical cure someone at hand and those were thankfully way less frequently then weekly.

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You will gain the ability to turn any form of trash into highly nutritious food

BUT

It will taste absolutely digusting and will give anyone who eats it diarrhea afterwards.

Well, I'm not pushing it.

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You will have the ability to breathe underwater and any other liquid

BUT

You'll only have to use it when you're really thirsty

Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.

Push. I can swim, so it'd be no problem.

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This button will grant you 5 winning lottery tickets...

... but for each person you show them to, they disappear.

The tickets disappear, ~Travsam.

Edited by skan123 on Nov 20th 2023 at 3:55:49 AM

Push, while I could have the risk to become something as dangerous as the owner of the Death Note..., I will be rich

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For everytime you push the button you get 20 euros (or its equivalent in your local currency) but 20 euros will be substracted in any random account with less than 1,000 euros in the world (meaning that someone will loss the money needed to eat or to have completed the rent)

Pass.

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You gain the ability to shoot supercharged plasma from your hands without any physical drawbacks for you.

BUT

Said ability drains electricity from nearby devices in order to use it, so you need to have electronic devices around you in order for you to use this ability.

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

Push the button. I would buy a bulk amount of external batteries used to charge current smartphones and use them for however much I can. It will be a lot of charging to do though.

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You are a Living Lie Detector and can even tell if someone has an uninformed grasp of the truth.

BUT

You yourself can never speak the objective truth again to another person.

It’s not worth pushing. I may be a subjective guy, but I just can’t.

You’re able to speak to any kind of animal

BUT

Afterwards you exhibit their worst traits (hairballs, butt-scooting, general loudness).

I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.

Depends on how long the after-effects last. If it's for less than an hour, fine. Longer than that, nope.

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You will be able to predict the future

BUT

Only bad predictions.

For every low there is a high.

Bad as in incorrect or bad events? If it's the former then no

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You become an extremely famous clown

BUT

You cannot remove the makeup and outfit.

Look, mate. People consider me a clown in Real Life. Why worsen my positioning?

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Push this button and you will have unlimited hair...

... just be careful; no matter how much you cut or shave yourself bald it'll grow back... and then some.

Hard pass. I love my hair to be short, thank you.

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You get Super-Strength.

BUT

So does everybody else.

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

Absolutely not, the world would be in shambles pretty much instantly.

You will be able to walk on any surface

BUT

You will have constantly slippery fingers.

It's been 3000 years…

Not that handy to carry heavy objects, so pass.

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This button will grant you reruns of your favorite web series...

... along with a 6 hour-marathon of its worst episodes every week.

Won't push. Since they're web series, I can just watch them whenever I like.

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An extinct species of your choice is brought Back from the Dead.

BUT

Said species has Amplified Animal Aptitude.

Currently Reading: N/A

Would push because since watching Primeval, I've wanted to know what domesticated Diictodons were like.

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You get to take money from anyone and they won't know

BUT

The moral consequences will catch up to you the more you take from people. Even if you give the money to others, the consequences will find you.

Pass.

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You gain Super Not-Drowning Skills.

BUT

You're more negatively affected by dry weather.

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

Pass.

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You'll be able to create every object you think of from your mind into reality

BUT

You'll get headaches when you overuse it

Edited by TheOther36 on Dec 31st 2023 at 10:31:35 PM

Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.

I push the Button

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You get to live off the grid in the most mentally healthy way possible

BUT

Every time you want any convenience of the modern world, you have to find a way into a city, pull your pants down in front of other people, then make your way back home where that modern convenience will be waiting for you.

Push. I can act stealthily when I need too, and hopefully it will all work out.

You get to write the new season of your favourite show

BUT

Only you get to write it. So whatever writing, directing and whatnot is solely your responsibility.

I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.

Push.

You get to visit the universe of your favourite TV show

BUT

You have to wear a bucket on your head.

For every low there is a high.

Pass.

You get to live forever.

BUT

You drain the life force of others in your presence in the process.

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

Who Wants to Live Forever? Pass.

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You gain a protective bubble that will form around you at the push of a button whenever you need some time alone.

But be careful, anyone who as much gets close to you will get zapped to ashes.

Edited by skan123 on Jan 2nd 2024 at 3:26:54 AM

Pass.

You get to revisit your previous dreams everytime you sleep

BUT

You'll age faster than usual

Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.