Inspired by Jacksfilms’s Yesterday I Asked You series, or YIAY for short. I’m going to ask a Jacksfilms-style question, and other posters must give humorous answers. Tomorrow, I will repeat the question and give my favorite answers. I will then let another poster ask a new question, and the cycle repeats (at least) every day.
If the original poster isn’t available to give their favorite answers, another poster is free to step in and give theirs (barring their own).
I have a question for you. Describe TV Tropes in just 4 words.
Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Aug 11th 2022 at 10:10:39 AM
ISC-NC-14 ISCHS Telesphorus
Give them a pat on the back and an ice cream cone with about 50 Xanax tablets hidden inside.
"Oh, I'm a paramedic, not a fightymedic. That's Caduceus' job."
The They who said it
Statistically, I'm nowhere near them and I don't actually care anyway even if they are, so probably the same thing I do every day. (Plan to take over the world)
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
"Hey, you wanna watch Futurama? I heard this Jurassic Bark episode is really funny. Should live your spirits up."
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
So, YIAY I asked you, “Someone is sad. What do you do?” My favorite responses were:
- Lobotomize them! That's a surefire cure, right? (Why not? ClancyGardener)
- Rob every IKEA of Blahaj in a 200 mile radius. (They must be cuddly. omega2900)
- "Hey, you wanna watch Futurama? I heard this Jurassic Bark episode is really funny. Should live your spirits up." (I see what you did there… Myskywarm)
- Take them to the moose dance. No one can be sad when surrounded by 17 tap-dancing moose. Well, I suppose you could be sad if the moose tap dance on your toes, but there's no way that's going to happen again. (Who doesn’t like dancing moose? No one, that’s who. CompletelyNormalGuy
Who took the last cookie in the jar?
Edited by skan123 on May 6th 2024 at 2:03:19 AM
Don't Try It
What flavour was the cookie?
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Extreme math nerd
Nobody, the cookie diffused into the air in the jar.
"What I don‘t like about measure theory is that you have to say 'almost everywhere' almost everywhere." - Attributed to Kurt Friedrichs
ISC-NC-14 ISCHS Telesphorus
Think you should be asking who took the jar in the cookie.
"Oh, I'm a paramedic, not a fightymedic. That's Caduceus' job."
The King Without a Kingdom
It was me. You wouldn't want it. I've gotten a stomachache because of it. I think it went stale a few months ago. Please drive me to the hospital?
It's been 3000 years…
A nice swimmer
*munch munch* "-fwah? who cares? It was pwobwawy no one. Stop asking stewpid qwestions"
Edited by TheWrongOne41 on May 6th 2024 at 2:35:02 AM
Due to unfortunate events, i will continue to exist until further notice.
There was a cookie in the jar?
Welp, add that to the list of Terrible Ideas That I Knew Were Terrible Ideas But Did Anyway...
Worry
IT'S NOT ME, THE BASTARD WAS LYING TO YOU! THIS IS A GIANT CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME!
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
No! It wasn’t me! It was the one-armed man!
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
One is a genius. The other's insane.
It was the mouse that got in, I tell ya!
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
What stolen cookie?
I just bought another pack of 25 cookies…
Yo buddies, still tropin’?
Very Spooky
Whoever smelt it dealt it! Or whatever!
back lol
Rufina Fiera
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
Probably the broccolis, as part of their revenge plans against the cookies, because everyone seems to prefer the latter.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
zycone (Resciscor)
It's either probably you, or the jar's not been filled in decades. I've not had the appetite for cookies in decades.
Edited by zycone on May 6th 2024 at 10:35:18 PM
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Ummm... It's called an investment sweetie. Look it up next time, k? Thanks.
But yes, I took it.
I'd like to apologize for all this.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
What cookie? My jar is filled with only money.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Am I a weirdo?
I can tell you it wasn't Cookie Monster. After all, you still have the jar.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
The They who said it
A feral economist.
Everybody, Everybody!
It was none other than Red Herring!
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
I give them a looooooooooooong story about my life to showcase that I sympathise and have equivalent hardships.
☆ TAKE, TAKE, TAKE ALL YOU WANT, THIS WORLD WILL GIVE IT UP ☆